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Old 10-13-2008, 10:01 PM
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^^^^ He stabbed her in a jealous rage.
^^^ Strangled her after the Ohio State- LSpew game
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^^^^ Still trying to get in nc game under new coach abuse laws.
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Oh yes.


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Old 10-14-2008, 02:03 AM
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Hello ,Dahlings.

I can't sleep again thanks primarily to that incorrigible bore....Poach Cants.







And so...I have an announcement to make.

Don't you want to know what it is?

Well I'll tell you.



I have been wrestling with Dala...UPS!!...I mean wrestling with Dala's name. It just doesn't quite work.

So I finally found her permanent NT name.














It is.......Doo-Dah.


Yes.


Doo-Dah.






And someone has sent me a piece of igneous rock she held as a personal RoachCoachPants unlucky piece.

I got clear visions off it.







This replay from tonight is done with a video starring ....Doo-Dah.

I'm quite sure this is her.

I hope you all enjoy it.





Should be fun.




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Old 10-14-2008, 02:07 AM
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Oh my God.

















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Will someone send me an item Prudery has touched?





Make sure it's dead first.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:27 AM
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I would be remrs....phooey....I mean remiss in not playing a song in honor of the board Italian hot hipped, moving dupa target with A#1 shimmy shivers.....



...BrownSugah.

If you have strong noodle imagery ----this is woody-fying.


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Old 10-14-2008, 02:31 AM
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Will someone send me an item Prudery has touched?





Make sure it's dead first.



Seeing how you are misbehaving again, I will send you a LONG dressage whip .... A live one ...

And if you are good, some good blues---like maybe Cootie Stark ....

Now go to bed !!!!
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:34 AM
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YOW!!!!






What are you doing here!!?

ror!.........isn't that a scotch brand?

Anyhoo...you're quite right.




The pills just don't work anymore.

I also have to adorn you with your NT name.

I'll be back to you.




Kiss-Kiss...Hug-Hug.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:35 AM
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I would be remrs....phooey....I mean remiss in not playing a song in honor of the board Italian hot hipped, moving dupa target with A#1 shimmy shivers.....



...BrownSugah.

If you have strong noodle imagery ----this is woody-fying.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HOGhysjLg
Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this.
4th (2:18) Cassidy S.

5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:38 AM
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Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this.
4th (2:18) Cassidy S.

5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.
Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little androgen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...
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Oh for God's sakes.


You,too!?



Oh well....you always were such a ham sandwich.

You KNOW the 3 is the ticket out for you---right?

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







Nighty-poo.
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?




Something to sleep on.
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[quote=Mortimer]Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
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ror!.....BrownSugah definitely sees things.

Her hallucinations are quite renown as well as extraordinary.






And now...I must go.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:42 AM
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Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little andgrogen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...
Old? You?

MORTE GO TO YOUR ROOM!

No dear, my good friend Prudery would fit right in on your Beulah thread so be NICE to her or it's your damned loss!

Nighty night Ms. Prudery, Diva. Have fun in the Cah Sol!
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[quote=Mortimer]Oh for God's sakes.

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







It is a girl horsie currently ... We are just friends ...
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:43 AM
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:49 AM
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From high up top in the attic ballroom of Franklin ...CAH-SOL......this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy signinng off.


This is awful..by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_O7KElujc


A certain board female trio putzing around with a wasabe.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:51 AM
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He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.


She's in quarantine having sniffed enough blow to bury Antarctica 4 more times.
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