the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Yes..whole mustard, of course.

[clyde]

Anyways...it does look as though Sunday will do it for me here.


Debbie is celebrating Moth Week all through the next two weeks ;and probably longer.




So there ya go.

[clyde]

Go back to the GOOD BYE song.




I forgot to put the music there...page 88.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I'm still here, just had to have a cigarette after reading brown sugars poem, and Ah think she likes me....

You know that ah love you herk(ridemelikea)horse(ie).

* * *

Oh wow Morty.. I went all the way back to where I left off...

Must read thru and catch up.

Being a moron can't multi post or whatever it's called (door now opened for multi jokes)... so need to look...

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Mortimer took to petty burglary in the LA area.


Unwittingly,he broke into Gooey's house at about 11:00 PM...PCT.

She came home early and was shocked to see him in her bedroom stealing her HongKong gongs...but happy!!

eauhx!...she remarked...A visitor!! OK...now you get naked and jump into my bed and I will be right back...saucily dressed,of course.

Mortimer was mortified...but he ,too, was happy!! So he followed instruction.

He waited and Gooey finally came back. Boy was she hot!! whew!!

The thing is...she carried into the bed a tray that had 2 cups of coffee and some cookies.She got settled next to him and served...and said..


"OK! Tell me something about yourself.Where are you from? What's your happiest memory? I loved MMSC...agree? ...disagree? Ever been to China? If not, tell me what you would do there. Do you like rubber duckies? I do!! What do you do when you have nothing to do? I want to know what you think when you don't think? Fave color? Why? Do you think I'm pretty? I have a feldspar collection. Would you like to see it?Never mind. Hey, want to see the sun rise? Do you like sunrises?I love them.If you were alone right now on the beach,what would you say? Would you say anything? Why? Why not? Oh!! I have a fruit cake!! Do you like fruit cake?"





Mortimer's eyes were rolled up back into his head.

His mouth agape.

He got out of bed...took 2 steps...and thudded.



very hard!!

I loved so many things on this thread but I am speechless now.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Anyways...it does look as though Sunday will do it for me here.


Debbie is celebrating Moth Week all through the next two weeks ;and probably longer.




So there ya go.

I am now reading The Mothman Prophecy.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I loved so many things on this thread but I am speechless now.

I do not believe you.




Oh I'm kidding.









No I'm not!!

















ror!!..Yes I am.Thank you for my trophy.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I am now reading The Mothman Prophecy

Moths are prophetic...don't ya thank??

[herkhorse]

Do ya really have a feldspar collection?

[clyde]

She's not going to answer you.


I am her true love













..an' you are-un'..


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha

[clyde]

Steve...now you know how much I value your opinion.



If you were me...would you spend the rest of your life with Gooey or with Debbie?

If you say Franny, why you'll upset me.

[Rileyoriley]

Franny

[clyde]

..uhm...excuse me,but is your name Steve?..





And,brat...you can forget about Moth Week.

[clyde]

Steve, never mind.



I have made my decision.

[clyde]

Gooey picked Mortimer up with a come-a-long she had in the closet.

Let's not ask.

Her little body got him back into the bed as she felt so sorry for this poor,cutie-pie of a man.



She brought him around with some Oir of Oray smelling salts; made by the Godzirra Drug Co., of course.Her myriad kisses didn't hurt in this effort.

Mortimer awoke to see her beautiful face staring down at him...his head cradled in her lap.She was singing ..Hush,Little Baby..to him. I know it doesn't make sense.Maybe he was talking in his sleep.

Ah dunno.



Anyhoo....she smiled her Gooey smile at Mortimer..and he smiled back.He really loved her lap as she was not wearing one heck of a lot of clothes here.There were no words spoke.There was eye yakking.There was kissy-pooing and touching...and floating.


What followed..is their secret.


But the feldspar collection was never brought up.












Ain't that right, 'Ooey!?

ah ub 'ooo!!

[clyde]

I do not have much time to leave more tear yanking songs.

Monday..and I am like sssssso gone.




But I will find your most private hot buttons and believe me...you better bring plenty of hankies.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Franny

^^^^She lies, the snot face lies...is on ff book.

[clyde]

Open another tabby-poo for the music....then jump back here and read as you listen.

There will be just one more poim/tune...on Sunday night.

That will do it for me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6LoI0cAGY0





NONE DAY




you think you know him,from some place before
so many showed him out the door
it's been this way for much too long
so much ,so long has gone all wrong
none day the sun will shine on him
you'll remember the laughter here
none day his dreams may all come true
but may the sun shine down on you



you've seen that look so ,many times
but didn't know the sadness in his eyes
this life is like a scene from hell
where it goes, only he knows so well
none day the sun will shine on him
you'll remember the laughter here
none day his dreams may all come true
but may the sun shine down on you
say goodbye to the lonely nights
say goodbye to all the lights
say goodbye to cold north winds
say goodbye to the autumn leaves













none day the sun will shine on him
you'll remember the laughter here
none day his dreams may all come true
but may the sun shine down on you
but may the sun shine down on you
but may the sun shine down on you

[clyde]

No sense sticking to Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipFMJckZOM



sorry,sorry night





sorry,sorry night
paints were used up from a tray
take away the sunny day
with colors not of meadow gold
shadows growing strong
shading out what was sold
for a trip not so long
the new colors don’t belong


now I understand,the new face was vanity
and it was never told to me
the names of the other three
they would not listen,they did not know how
perhaps they’ll listen now

sorry,sorry night
fading colors that once grew
in a face that I once knew
that turned into someone new
from purple to a blue,the morning meadow not the same
more new faces threw out blame
and removed the loving hand

now I understand,the new face was vanity
and it was never told to me
the names of the other three
they would not listen,they did not know how
perhaps they’ll listen now

for none ever did love you
even though you were true
and when that purple face faded out of sight
on that sorry,sorry night
someone took your life as blues often do
someone should have told you
this place was never meant for a mind
as beautiful as yours


sorry,sorry night
pictures burned without a trace
wasted words in i-net space
from a mind that once felt what it can’t forget
but not the new faces all in a set
nor makers of their made up thoughts
the takers of the things they bought
they’re not even a memory


now I think I know,the new face was vanity
and it was never told to me
the names of the other three
they would not listen,they’re not listening still
and they never will






and in that mind that once felt what it can’t forget
the sadness will last forever