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Old 10-20-2008, 10:02 PM
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Her pu.ssy's SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!!!
Shhhh....
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:06 PM
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And so...........















thud!
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:09 PM
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She may kill me when she sees this.






But I'm going to tell her Hossy made me do it.
I know better. You forget..I have a 6yr old
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:13 PM
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I know better. You forget..I have a 6yr old
Oh..I forgot.






But it was the side affects of the psychiatric drug I am taking.

Says right on the label......"May cause you to post strip teases of girls you imagine..UPS!!....I mean which you would never normally do."
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:17 PM
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Oh..I forgot.






But it was the side affects of the psychiatric drug I am taking.

Says right on the label......"May cause you to post strip teases of girls you imagine..UPS!!....I mean which you would never normally do."
What? The girls or the posting?
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:18 PM
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What? The girls or the posting?

Hey...everybody has a first time.





When I find out what to do,exactly....then I will have mine.

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Old 10-20-2008, 10:22 PM
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Hey...everybody has a first time.





When I find out what to do,exactly....then I will have mine.

Is that a promise?
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:23 PM
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Is that a promise?

Well....will you show me what to do?
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:39 PM
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Well....will you show me what to do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuS34sxnag
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:43 PM
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th-th-th-th









Start over.
























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Old 10-21-2008, 10:36 AM
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It's a ...CAH-SOL...thing.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT6xk...eature=related
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:38 AM
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FTFY
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:49 AM
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Is there a way I can receive boo bee photos from you today?














It's still a .......CAH-SOL....thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4odHVfF5E
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:56 AM
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Uh...I just noticed something.


I am wearing racy black jogging trow....you know......the kind that are satiny and have Q-L stripes down the sides.

I went to see how much money I had in my pockets....and they didn't feel right.





Not the monies----- the pockets.








I have my racy trow on backwards.

Oh my God.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:14 AM
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BrownSugah did not have Christina perform for us last night.







Oh poo.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:51 AM
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CoachPants made me do this.


I am not mentioning any Arletta names.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwX60d61rP4
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:58 AM
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Is there a way.....
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:26 PM
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I changed my mind.










My pants are now on forwards.

I go out to see my public.
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:39 PM
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You big LIAH. You haven't left Mom's basement in years.
In FIVE minutes..you will never be able to say that again.
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:47 PM
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I am SOOO sick of Franklin
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