Work politics.....

[azerica]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

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> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

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> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

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> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

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> If:

> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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> is represented as:

> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

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> Then:

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> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

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> and

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> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

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> But,

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> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

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> And,

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> B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T

> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

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> AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.

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> A-*-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

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> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t

and A** kissing that will put you over the top.