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Old 07-28-2010, 07:43 PM
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There's Johnny!!



He's a Tigah.

He looks good in mustard.
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Old 08-02-2010, 03:32 PM
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There's Johnny!!



He's a Tigah.

He looks good in mustard.
Poor Jhonny. I never hated him. He just wasn't that good and never got better. One of the few people on the planet that just exists. Never happy, never sad, only existing. In the end his postseason performance in 2007 was far superior to LeBron James' 2010 postseason performance when talking about July exits from Cleveland. I guess the market for fat shortstops moved to 3b for ever increasing lack of mobility was only a low class A pitcher. Who knew!! IN the immortal words of Bill Belichick..."diminishing skills".
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Old 08-02-2010, 05:29 PM
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All free agents gone.

Feels familiar.

Hey!!...there's always 2024!
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:25 PM
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All free agents gone.

Feels familiar.

Hey!!...there's always 2024!
So kind SIR! You know what I am talking about too...

SO KIND!
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:55 PM
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Oh..am sorry.Should have told you all.


I am Mortimer's brother. (No ScabsMother jokes,please.)

He died last night. Took a shower and then went out doors and grabbed onto an electrified invisible fence.

It took a while for him to find it, but he did.


His will asked I carry the torch here for him from time to time.
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:13 PM
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His will also mentioned to let someone here know he was very sorry he did not have the decency to wait until Thanksgiving.
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He owed me $20...will you be paying off his debts?
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:24 PM
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He took my black waist ribbon....have you come to return it?
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:32 PM
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He owed me $20...will you be paying off his debts?

He said you would say this...and that you are a big liah!!
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:33 PM
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He took my black waist ribbon....have you come to return it?


He said you would say this...and that you are ssssso steamy he loved that little...whoa!!!......I mean that you are a big liah!!
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:41 PM
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I can recommend a good taxidermist in Cleveland...
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:44 PM
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I can recommend a good taxidermist in Cleveland...
We're way ahead of you.


He's being stuffed as we type.

A tour is planned.


I also wish to thank Debbie for yet another one of her bright ideas.
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First stop Vegas!
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:50 PM
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Why,yes.

It is.


Anyone ever been there?
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What's your name, bro?
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:51 PM
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...uh.......Davey-poo........yes, Davey-poo...
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...uh.......Davey-poo........yes, Davey-poo...
ROR.........................
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...uh.......Davey-poo........yes, Davey-poo...
Nice to meet you, Davey-poo.

RockTard is going to be devastated about Morty.
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Nice to meet you, Davey-poo.

RockTard is going to be devastated about Morty.


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He was devastated before he was born.
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