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Old 05-29-2007, 06:25 PM
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2 questions.
1. Why doesn't this guy have a driver
2. What is he doing driving a station wagon?
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:27 PM
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no, should be 3 questions...

3. who was the 23 year old girl?

oh, and that question probably answers your two questions!!
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:27 PM
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2. What is he doing driving a station wagon?
Chicks dig them! - he had a 23 YO with him.
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:29 PM
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Chicks dig them! - he had a 23 YO with him.

great minds think alike!!
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:31 PM
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Question #1: Driver previously drove for Princess Diana....

Question #2: He needed the station wagon to drive the Laker uniforms home to wash them for next game.

Question #3: 23 year old was brought home to fold the uniforms after Buss washed them himself
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:37 PM
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If I had the jack that that guy has...nothing over 19!
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:12 PM
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oh yeah, cause 23 is so close to OLD! lol besides chuck, that way she can make the beer run.
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:13 PM
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oh yeah, cause 23 is so close to OLD! lol besides chuck, that way she can make the beer run.
Very strong argument for the over 21 gals.
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:16 PM
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But not too old...25 TOPS...after that they're mostly mares, not fillys anymore... Still good for breeding, but they can't seem to race anymore...
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But not too old...25 TOPS...after that they're mostly mares, not fillys anymore...

ouch!!

apparently i'm out to pasture...but that's ok, tony will keep me company.
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:38 PM
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Very strong argument for the over 21 gals.
yeah, see! and of course, the older, the better the odds they will have the money to buy it too!! lol

besides, drink enough, we all look better then!
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:41 PM
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yeah, see! and of course, the older, the better the odds they will have the money to buy it too!! lol

besides, drink enough, we all look better then!
Been there, done that - A 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00
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Been there, done that - A 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00
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But not too old...25 TOPS...after that they're mostly mares, not fillys anymore... Still good for breeding, but they can't seem to race anymore...

Here's what 26 year old mares look like
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Ya'll are definately on a roll tonight...

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Old 05-30-2007, 09:26 AM
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If I had the jack that that guy has...nothing over 19!
Did you forget .. that Kobe still is on the lakers ?
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23 year old chic from NY! this is nothing new for Jerry Buss whos been doin supermodels and playboy playmates for years now
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show the money and they will come.
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:06 PM
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But not too old...25 TOPS...after that they're mostly mares, not fillys anymore... Still good for breeding, but they can't seem to race anymore...
Sounds like someone is in denial over his own old age.

It's OK though, Cadet... nothing that popping a couple viagra can't fix!
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