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Old 07-15-2007, 01:28 PM
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Default I Love Thebby

I really do.

She is the beautiful lilly last blooming in the dooryard.






Anyone else love Thebby?....and why.
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Old 07-15-2007, 01:29 PM
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I love Thebby...TwoTimes.
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Old 07-15-2007, 03:36 PM
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Love is a strong word. I do think highly of her. She is a no bullsh*t kinda girl and I dig that. I can always count on her for an honest opinion.
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Old 07-15-2007, 03:42 PM
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Love is a strong word. I do think highly of her. She is a no bullsh*t kinda girl and I dig that. I can always count on her for an honest opinion.
I'll go with this!
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Old 07-15-2007, 04:05 PM
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It is not too strong.





And what is going on here!?
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Old 07-15-2007, 04:08 PM
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I am shutout of all but 3 forums.

I imagine this is a result of TrueSwine complaints.


I must insist on a complete darting rather than this......or else I will get very nasty.
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Old 07-15-2007, 04:09 PM
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I hope the big sissy Snarlin' Man is happy....as well as 'Eeny Weeny 'Pyder.
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Old 07-15-2007, 06:37 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty
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Old 07-15-2007, 06:40 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty
ror!







WHAT!!?

Why is she getting a dart gun?

She wouldn't have the guts anyways.
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Old 07-15-2007, 06:46 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty

By the way Tommy....you can have her.

Let's call her Tommy's KittyKat from now on.




She likes Sightless and Diaper.....


....don't ya know.
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Old 07-15-2007, 07:24 PM
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Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:46 PM
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Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.
your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:47 PM
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your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?

!OOOOOOOOOO!
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I am overcome Morte'.....
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:20 AM
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I am overcome Morte'.....

!!


It's Thebby!







THEEEEEBY


Say it soft and it seems to be praying.



THEEEEEEBBY.



Say it loud and it seems to be saying...




...THEEEEEEEBY!!








Thebby!

My Sweet.....too kind,but I must abide Steve's wishes as he soon will sleep with the fishes.



Oh Im kidding.

But I will follow his ruling.

And I will leave .






I imagine a softly lit place in the sky....where the music of the Heavens splays itself over the clouds in an angelic love offering.....




...and I see Your Radiant Beauty....and inquire within:



May I ask for this dahnce?
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:42 AM
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It was joyous to see the Thebby come out this morning.



Only to rue the time she sets.





But no!






For then she merely rearranges herself into tiny sparkling gems in the moon sky.






She cries too make our beautiful flowers grow......and she shakes her head vigorously in the snappy cold to allow for The Robert Frost to make fine rhyme.











With no Thebby we would all perish.








I wish her likeness graced all commercial packaging.







But I will settle for taking in the prime aroma of her fragrant postage.








I count the days until she transers her elegant beauty from her physical being,through her fine fingers and onto a page of whiteness here.



To die for.
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:52 AM
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And if not for Thebby's exhales.....




...we would have no air to breathe.









A wink of her eye has been known to cure denseness.

A lock of her hair shall imprison you in her fan club.

A smile from her face makes yours go mushy.





A glimpse of thigh and you must die.








I cannot paint enough of The Thebby.
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:55 AM
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where is your "I love Uncly" thread?
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:05 AM
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where is your "I love Uncly" thread?
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OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:26 AM
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But I could do an.........I Require Kitty-Kats Wild Monkey Love ....what do you think?
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