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Old 07-20-2009, 01:36 PM
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someone or something else for one day, who or what would you be?
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Old 07-20-2009, 01:42 PM
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god.

things would be different when i was done.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:16 PM
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someone or something else for one day, who or what would you be?

Reggie Bush
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:30 PM
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I laughed.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:33 PM
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Maybe Dick Cheney. I'd first call a press conference. At the press conference I'd apologize and then commit ritualistic suicide.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:35 PM
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I laughed.
I was thinking along the same lines. Reggie Bush part, not the laughing.

but my answer would be Tom Heckert.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:50 PM
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I was thinking along the same lines. Reggie Bush part, not the laughing.

but my answer would be Tom Heckert.
Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:00 PM
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Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.
Off the field. To be more specific, in the bedroom. Not sure which is better, to have it on the steady like he does or to be like Ray-J and have a film out with her.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:00 PM
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It would be a tough choice for me -

Be Victoria Beckham and be married to one of the hottest men in the world, but look like a total b!tch. Or be Gisele and be one of the hottest women in the world and get to dump Tom Brady.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:16 PM
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Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.

well both.. I want to be him on a day that there is a football game.. but the off field stuff is just as fun.. maybe more since I've seen that video of Kim K..
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:18 PM
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Off the field. To be more specific, in the bedroom. Not sure which is better, to have it on the steady like he does or to be like Ray-J and have a film out with her.
some of my buddies say they wouldnt want to marry her cause they know that every other man in the world has seen her goods. I told them that would not matter to me... they would just know the awesomeness I'm getting and they aren't.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:19 PM
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It would be a tough choice for me -

Be Victoria Beckham and be married to one of the hottest men in the world, but look like a total b!tch. Or be Gisele and be one of the hottest women in the world and get to dump Tom Brady.
Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:30 PM
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Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.
Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:59 PM
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Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.

omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.
She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:19 PM
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Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:23 PM
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She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one

wow... I have pounds to lose not gain... but thats my kind of party!
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:50 PM
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Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!
Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ?
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:19 PM
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Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ?
If I had one, I would
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