Advice from Scav

[Antitrust32]

i concede.


thank you for making me a wise person.


Sorry I am a bit upset cause my favorite porn star, Belladonna, retired cause she has the herp all over her body.


Now I am no longer turned on by her.

[Mortimer]

OK Uncly.

I'll check back in half an hour or so.








God I hope I'm right.



ror!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

i concede.


thank you for making me a wise person.


Sorry I am a bit upset cause my favorite porn star, Belladonna, retired cause she has the herp all over her body.


Now I am no longer turned on by her.

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Oh.


It may take a while to really settle in.

It is a bit confusing.


Sorry to hear...I am not big on porn stars.






?








Well I'm not.



I explained this in detail to Carla.






It went over like the infamous led balloon.

[Antitrust32]

oh i just watch to learn new things, ya know.

[Antitrust32]

anyhoo, i'm going nightypie.


I'll talk to you tomorrow (which today is tomorrows' yesterday)

[Mortimer]

So long there Uncly.....it's been so swell.


A little advise.






Change yer Diaper.

Know what ahm sayin' ?








=;>

[Mortimer]

I am so sad....only my true good friend UnclyTrust came to my going away party.



I am very disappointed considering all I have done for you people.Thank you again Uncly.







Predators operate best alone anyway.

Do not feel relief.

Because one never knows when one has been singled out as a nimrod........and is being stalked.







You never sense the danger of the predator until it is too late.

[hi_im_god]

i'll miss you.

but at the same time, resent you for dragging that out of me.

f you for that.

do you have any theories why pgard says he doesn't like the show but insists on sitting in the front row?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I am so sad....only my true good friend UnclyTrust came to my going away party.



I am very disappointed considering all I have done for you people.Thank you again Uncly.







Predators operate best alone anyway.

Do not feel relief.

Because one never knows when one has been singled out as a nimrod........and is being stalked.







You never sense the danger of the predator until it is too late.

I didn't know about your going away party or I would have been there.

[Sightseek]

Morty -

Hossy is a bit embarrassed to admit it, but he and his band got together to write you a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII


Credits:
eyeliner - courtesy of dispenser productions
ho's - courtesy of Druggie

[Antitrust32]

sightypoo that was great

many pies for you

OOOOOOOOOO

[Sightseek]

Sighty-poo has a very important meeting tomorrow and can't fall asleep.

[Antitrust32]

sightypoo


you will be just fine!!


lay there with your eyes closed and try hard.


count sheep if ya have too.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Sighty-poo has a very important meeting tomorrow and can't fall asleep.

have you tried a philosophical debate with pea-garden?

or, and perhaps this is a bit overkill, but have you tried watching c-span?

if those two methods are too harsh, how about a little melatonin sublingually taken?

chamomile tea?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

have you tried a philosophical debate with pea-garden?

or, and perhaps this is a bit overkill, but have you tried watching c-span?

if those two methods are too harsh, how about a little melatonin sublingually taken?

chamomile tea?

I'm allergic to chamomile...it probably didn't help that I got on the elliptical so late, but I thought a quick breeze might tire me out.

For a second there I thought it was Shitty-Poo. Eyes are playing tricks on me

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

sightypoo


you will be just fine!!


lay there with your eyes closed and try hard.


count sheep if ya have too.

Does anyone ever really count sheep? And why sheep?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Does anyone ever really count sheep? And why sheep?

count money instead



nevermind that will just keep you awake


count sheep


can sheep really keep you awake?



I count sausage and peppers and onion


makes me sleep in 0.5 seconds/



speaking of which

goodnight!

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I'm allergic to chamomile...it probably didn't help that I got on the elliptical so late, but I thought a quick breeze might tire me out.

sorry to hear that! that trick never worked for me, but then again, i've probably got the most messed up sleep pattern of anyone on here. that includes sal, who goes to bed at 4pm one day, and 7 am another.

i know!!

go back and read one of those non ending threads about poly track!

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

this was a classic out of control dt thread..