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03-23-2015, 05:40 PM
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From Morty
 ================================================== ====== i-net Drive By's: Old stuff.Too much of too little. You know who's the worst though? Cardvark.Cadvark is to professional Drive By's as OJ Simpson is to criminal masterminds. A BIG embarrassment Cardvark drives to a stop,rolls his winder down------and gets hit with a pie. Now that is BAD drive by. Famous people I admire: The great horsey trainer/actor,Clarke Stable. The Christmas actress,Yuley Garland. The President,Abraham Edsel. The singer/morals philosopher,Dreg Allman The duo of horsey picker and Good Fella's leg breaker,Stevie 5 Picks and Jimmy Two Times. The great opera singer/photography enthusiast,Luciano Paparazzi. The louty,over zealous ham band leader of the 50's and 60's,Phooey Prima. The greatest baseball pitcher of all time who happened to be yellow,Bob Lemon. The greatest purple quarterback of all time,Milt Plum. The great make up producer/horrible housekeeper,Messy Lauder. Can there be a dumber horsey board fan than GetSmartMan at NA? I don't know if we can count Funny Jones here at NT.If Jihad Scientist were still around, it would be mighty close. CLYDEFORM!! New Kentucky Fried Five: 1....FarFromOver 2....International Star 3....Conquest Typhoon 4....WarStory 5....ProspectPark 6....MadeFromLucky 7....Frammento CLYDEFORM!! New Kentucky Tokes Five: 1....Ekati's Phaeton 2....Light The City 3....Forever Unbridled 4....ByThe Moon 5....EskenForMoney 6....Harlans Destiny 7....DianneStillWorks Well I forgot what I was talking about.I would think you did too, so no big deal.Dangerous Personalities: I was right.It blows----big time. I think we all remember what Franklin....CAH-SOL is about and it's appearance.The man who was infected by ze werewolf and ze Dracula and( new attraction!) ze radiation still haunts the....CAH-SOL.He lusts for human female flesh.He wants to geeve them eterrrrnal life. They want it ,too O=:> These are Ladies of the Tight. They are curvy with bright tail feathers and beauty in the face.Dreamers of ENORMOUS cocks and wanters of eterrrrnal life.I know them;you know them.I will put on my future thinking cap and give the stories of what will happen to these Women on the Dark Side of the Street. They attract Oncoming Traffic. These are not mine, but how I wish they were: "Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines." "Vegetarian: An Indian word for lousy hunter." I think I will be more appreciated after you ingest this one: "A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2YyVZBL8U The lull in this one had to come from Muscle Shoals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0rW4F36uao Ah be tar'd.Who am I? Why, I am Mortimer Dexter Fozworthy. By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,you are cordially invited to do so by e-mailing to Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy@Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy. Note the "Attention to" should be directed at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,of course. Always remember:If it's in the night,when it's dark....and you are all alone,in the park;beware.For you can never be too far from Franklin....CAH-SOL. Just ask the fridge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3gp_IqtHTo 
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03-23-2015, 06:50 PM
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"Vegetarian: An Indian word for lousy hunter."
 
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03-24-2015, 07:31 PM
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03-24-2015, 07:35 PM
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To Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,
ATTENTION Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy!!!! Three big KD preps this Saturday, The Florida Sunbathers Derby, The Louisiana Cajun Derby, and The UAE (Unicorns, Anteaters, and Elephants) Derby. Can't wait for the ClydeForm picks!!! 
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03-24-2015, 07:48 PM
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03-26-2015, 03:21 PM
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From Morty
=============================================== Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy has been summoned to represent the CLYDEFORM!! most excellent analysis of the Louisiana Ragin'Cajun Derby: (By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr....oh never mind.) 1....STANFORD They should not travel out of the PAC-10. So no. Crinkle.... trash can 2....MR. Z Close,but missing the C. Too bad. Crinkle.... trash can 3....DEFONDO This is a filthy Italian word and has no place in horsey racing. Girls Roller Derby,yes. Horsey racing,no. Crinkle.... trash can 4....Huh? Oh just forget it. Crinkle.... trash can 5....A PLAY WITH A PAIR-A-DICE Box cars. Blech. Crinkle.... trash can 6....WAR STORY KEEPAH!! 7....KEEN ICE KEEPAH! 8....ST. JOE BOY John Boy worshiped him. Reason enough. Crinkle.... trash can 9....MR. MORTIM----UPS!!.....I mean,INTERNATIONAL STAR KEEPAH-KEEPAH!! 1....INTERNATIONAL STAR 2....KEEN ICE 3....WAR STORY
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