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Old 03-26-2015, 03:21 PM
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From Morty

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Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy has been summoned to represent the CLYDEFORM!! most excellent analysis of the Louisiana Ragin'Cajun Derby:

(By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr....oh never mind.)






1....STANFORD


They should not travel out of the PAC-10.

So no.



Crinkle....


trash can






2....MR. Z


Close,but missing the C.

Too bad.



Crinkle....


trash can






3....DEFONDO


This is a filthy Italian word and has no place in horsey racing.

Girls Roller Derby,yes.

Horsey racing,no.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....Huh?


Oh just forget it.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....A PLAY WITH A PAIR-A-DICE



Box cars.

Blech.



Crinkle....


trash can






6....WAR STORY


KEEPAH!!






7....KEEN ICE



KEEPAH!






8....ST. JOE BOY



John Boy worshiped him.

Reason enough.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....MR. MORTIM----UPS!!.....I mean,INTERNATIONAL STAR



KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!









1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....KEEN ICE
3....WAR STORY
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