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Old 05-12-2015, 01:09 PM
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From Morty



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Oh my God.


You people are weird.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6oz0JTcZw




vincent's starry,starry night
midnights ,on the oasis
clydeform!! on materiality
and hitchens on mortality
all classically bundled into one....
thing
and somehow,daffy danny mistook grandchild for----
a clarke bar
"no! i said i'm having your clarke bar!"
oh crap
dostoevsky's brothers karamazov
rundgren's i saw the light
mckay picks jazillion smiles
and frost has many miles
all intrinsically interwoven until they're one....
thing
grindpebble plays jesus and receives apostles
who support his nazi ways
he becomes the sociopath in carpenter's clothing
and performs miracles by raising to life those already living
and receives kickbacks from paypal
monet's train in the snow
queen's love of my life
mortimer's snowy woods
and allen's as a man thinketh
not to forget swineform's theme....
"as a capper stinketh"
you don't like beyer speed figures!?
you must die!
and somewhere,a birdie sings
with not a care
when the window of opportunity opens,
is it for you or the nefarious interloper??
when groundhogs build castles in the sky
when a bee yells,what's the buzz?
you're down the rabbit hole and through the looking glass
finding a place of reason where drive by's never last
whitman's leaves of grass
speegish's flakes of snow
mortimer's cozy dooryard
dante's baked alaska
redon's the cyclops(spawning godzirra)
all create noodle activity in one singular string
all are warned to wear lead aprons to protect against the radioactive monsters roaming this planet
unless you want eternal life
for those few who do
remove those heavy aprons and let the glowing green opium of eternal life into....
you
-alan- still lives in the clydesfifthoffourthonthemortimershireshore
all good things.
always come home

remember??




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Old 05-14-2015, 01:46 PM
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It's time for CLYDEFORM!! to get its Preak on!


The cards...with a side of crab cakes.
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Who is Alan?
I know he is not Baffert.
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Old 05-14-2015, 05:27 PM
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From Morty


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whoa!!


I have a HUGE preaky!

But not over the crab cakes;I hate crab cakes.

Must have been that hot Levi's evening gown Sighty wore.The one with all the yellow stitching and metal studs and that plunging neckline that goes all the way down to----just below her chin.





ANYWAYS!!....CLYDEFORM!! gives you:

EXTRAORDINARILY FINE ANALYSIS OF THE PREAKNESS....which follows the Derbyness and precedes the Belmontness.







1....CANADIAN SPARROW


Obviously not as good as advertised.

And boy was he advertised.


I may soon downgrade him to a Albanian Scare-a-crow.






Crinkle....


trash can






2....DUODENUM


The Behemoth will have lots of trouble navigating those extremely tight turns that Beyer always points out.

Although ah lllllove tight turns.

Oh my God....I better get off that thought right ricky ticky.



So ....no.





Crinkle....


trash can.






3....MR.Z



The goings on with this poor horsey over the last few days is mekin' me dizzy!!

The poor animal is probably thinking,"Oh no....not again."

BUT!....buttbutbutbut----it's beginning to make sense.



KEEPAH!






4....DAFFY DANNY













WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!






5....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well ya know....there are so many reason to like this horsey.

Until I saw his past performances.



Oh my God.




Oh let's make him a keepah, shall we?



WE SHALL!!


KEEPAH!!






6....HISBODISNOTASHOTASMINE


Oh well, don't feel bad.

You're one in so many.




nyyyooooooow!!



thud






7....DIVINING ROD


=:>



KEEPAH!!






8....TIRING LINE






Crink-EL!!


trash can





1....RHULAN ( my VERY nice horsey friend in yer Boomonty,Texas)
1A..DIVING ROD
2....MR.Z
3....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT
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whoa!!


I have a HUGE preaky!

But not over the crab cakes;I hate crab cakes.

Must have been that hot Levi's evening gown Sighty wore.The one with all the yellow stitching and metal studs and that plunging neckline that goes all the way down to----just below her chin.





ANYWAYS!!....CLYDEFORM!! gives you:

EXTRAORDINARILY FINE ANALYSIS OF THE PREAKNESS....which follows the Derbyness and precedes the Belmontness.







1....CANADIAN SPARROW


Obviously not as good as advertised.

And boy was he advertised.


I may soon downgrade him to a Albanian Scare-a-crow.






Crinkle....


trash can






2....DUODENUM


The Behemoth will have lots of trouble navigating those extremely tight turns that Beyer always points out.

Although ah lllllove tight turns.

Oh my God....I better get off that thought right ricky ticky.



So ....no.





Crinkle....


trash can.






3....MR.Z



The goings on with this poor horsey over the last few days is mekin' me dizzy!!

The poor animal is probably thinking,"Oh no....not again."

BUT!....buttbutbutbut----it's beginning to make sense.



KEEPAH!






4....DAFFY DANNY













WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!






5....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well ya know....there are so many reason to like this horsey.

Until I saw his past performances.



Oh my God.




Oh let's make him a keepah, shall we?



WE SHALL!!


KEEPAH!!






6....HISBODISNOTASHOTASMINE


Oh well, don't feel bad.

You're one in so many.




nyyyooooooow!!



thud






7....DIVINING ROD


=:>



KEEPAH!!






8....TIRING LINE






Crink-EL!!


trash can





1....RHULAN ( my VERY nice horsey friend in yer Boomonty,Texas)
1A..DIVING ROD
2....MR.Z
3....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT
I'm putting my $2WPS on Mr Z.
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