Saint Patrick's Day

[cal828]

Here is a bit of Irish humor for Saint Patrick's Day celebrated by the Irish and everyone else that needs an excuse to have a good time:

If it ain't brogue, don't fix it.

I'm Dublin over with laughter.

That dance was a jig mistake.

Who says it's not easy being green.

Don't worry beer happy.

Irish today, hung over tomorrow.

[DonGuido]

I'll have to use some of these on Facebook.

[Plenilune]

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, *"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."* With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, *"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"*
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: *"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"*
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, *"What did she roll?"*
The other answered, *"I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice."*
MORAL OF THE STORY:
*Not all Irish are drunks. *
*Not all blondes are dumb. *
*But all men.... are men. *

[DonGuido]

Originally Posted by Plenilune

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, *"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."* With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, *"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"*
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: *"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"*
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, *"What did she roll?"*
The other answered, *"I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice."*
MORAL OF THE STORY:
*Not all Irish are drunks. *
*Not all blondes are dumb. *
*But all men.... are men. *

Good one Jane, I will have to borrow this for FB too. You nailed it!!! HAPPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!!!