Sec!! Sec!! Sec!!

[Mortimer]

I'm comin' after you ,pal!



No one deserves the beating you're gonna get from me.

I've practiced all week on Thebby and her filthy animals.

Yew better git wall the gittin's good,Lawler!!

[Mortimer]

SNORT!!!!

[Mortimer]

And so...I believe I am 46-0 in college picks so far.

Maybe it's 4-0.



I have a bakers bundle for you this week:


As much as it gags me...I like the Noodles at home -1 over The SternoMakers.

I do like Ohio State -18 at home to Meeny-SO-tah.

The Crimson Snide +6.5 at Jaw-Jaw.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And so...I believe I am 46-0 in college picks so far.

Maybe it's 4-0.



I have a bakers bundle for you this week:


As much as it gags me...I like the Noodles at home -1 over The SternoMakers.

I do like Ohio State -18 at home to Meeny-SO-tah.

The Crimson Snide -6.5 at Jaw-Jaw.

The Noodles?



















REALLY?

[Mortimer]

Purdue sucks...that's the only reason.

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And the Noodles?

[Mortimer]

They're at home.

They fire up the ovens there and make the other team cook up turnovers.