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Old 09-05-2010, 09:03 PM
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I am new here.

I would like to make friends and talk horseys....and how to bet them.I don't know what I'm doing. I bet high..they go low.I bet low...they go high.I bet Lone Speed...and Crowded Closers win.

I am like ssssssssso confused!!!!




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Old 09-05-2010, 09:11 PM
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You need The Fat Charts™

PM Dahoss.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:14 PM
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Thank you!!



You are my first friend...I will do so.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:15 PM
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You need The Fat Charts™

PM Dahoss.
They are useless unless he is going to put on a skirt and b!tch all day too.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:19 PM
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I KNOW THE ANSWER!!




Who is Franny?
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Old 09-06-2010, 12:45 AM
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Welcome. In this game the hurrier we go the behinder we get.
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Old 09-06-2010, 01:51 AM
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Thank you so much.




I look foward to making new friends and stocking up on...uhm....Sorbet.

Yes---Sorbet.
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:06 AM
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Thank you so much.




I look foward to making new friends and stocking up on...uhm....Sorbet.

Yes---Sorbet.

Yawn
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:00 AM
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Vomit.
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Old 09-07-2010, 02:47 PM
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By the way...thank you ,Stevie.



If I could send your stickies here,too-----I would.
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:58 PM
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You need a theme song here..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGE
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:08 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywohg...eature=related
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:17 PM
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:14 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGE


Stop it.
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:15 PM
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I hope your homies trash your house Thanksgiving.


I know you won't be there..that should make it easier them to do maximum damage.
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Old 09-07-2010, 09:41 PM
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I hope your homies trash your house Thanksgiving.


I know you won't be there..that should make it easier them to do maximum damage.
No chance. They just aren't too bright to get that done.
Have I mentioned that they are actually Canadian? That should explain it all in a nutshell. Just very dim people.
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Old 09-07-2010, 09:44 PM
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thud!!
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