Cowboy Killer

The Indomitable DrugS · #1 10-15-2010, 01:19 AM

Moss: 7
Cowboys: 0

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When Randy Moss breaks the huddle and jogs to the line of scrimmage, he won't see Mike Jenkins or Terence Newman across from him.

He'll see his mother's face.

Maxine Moss isn't into sports. She is into what makes her son happy. It tore her apart to see how depressed Randy was after the Cowboys failed to draft him.

The look on Maxine's face that evening more than 12 years ago is burned in the son's memory.

"Just seeing her facial expression and how she looked, I really took that to heart, man," Moss said. "I told myself any time I play the Dallas Cowboys, I'm never going to forget that look."

Moss is difficult enough to defend when he hasn't been slighted. Bring his mother into it and...

Well, you get 734 yards and 11 touchdowns in seven career games against Dallas. All 7 wins.

He's 5-0 against the Cowboys while playing for the Vikings.

1-0 while playing for the Raiders.

1-0 while playing for the Pats.

He's beat them in the regular season and the playoffs.

In six of the seven games - his team beat Dallas by double digit points - the only time it wasn't double digits was when he was with the Raiders.

He avg's 1.57 TD's a game against the Cowboys and over 100+ yards a game. They lied to him and said they'd draft him just two days before the draft - they passed on him and started his unprobable slide.

The Indomitable DrugS · #2 10-15-2010, 01:50 AM

His teams are 7-0 against the spread VS the Cowboys as well.

herkhorse · #3 10-15-2010, 10:14 AM

this thread contradicts your other one

GPK · #4 10-15-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse

this thread contradicts your other one

The "compelling proof I'm not gay" thread?

herkhorse · #5 10-15-2010, 10:30 AM

that's the one

randallscott35 · #6 10-15-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK

The "compelling proof I'm not gay" thread?

A regular Brokeback Mountain.

MaTH716 · #7 10-15-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK

The "compelling proof I'm not gay" thread?

I think he would switch teams for Randy Moss................

horseofcourse · #8 10-15-2010, 11:43 AM

Wow. All right, it seems to come down to this....

Moss vs 11 mini-Ditkas??

Who takes it. I remind you no mini-ditka pissed off Moss' mom.

ateamstupid · #9 10-15-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Wow. All right, it seems to come down to this....

Moss vs 11 mini-Ditkas??

Who takes it. I remind you no mini-ditka pissed off Moss' mom.

Moss vs. a hurricane. But the name of the hurricane is Hurricane Moss.

philcski · #10 10-15-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid

Moss vs. a hurricane. But the name of the hurricane is Hurricane Moss.

Just saw they painted up your private plane...

herkhorse · #11 10-17-2010, 07:09 PM

MaTH716 · #12 10-17-2010, 07:22 PM

He really needs to hold on to that ball late in the 4th in the endzone.

horseofcourse · #13 10-17-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse

8-0

Seriously. He's it.