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Old 01-14-2011, 03:33 PM
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Okay well I thought we'd do it a little differently this time and have some random pics instead of picking on any one country and their special day.

Not only that... this time around? Let's do the guys. (It's almost always the ladies with crazy hats so yeah... we need to do it differently one time).

Again sorry for being a moron and not posting the pictures themselves.

The objective is to write a caption and of course name the DT'ers in any or all of the pics.

If you'd like you can take it a step further and write a story, haiku, poem, song, dialogue... whatever you want.

The winnah gets the usual prize which is nothing.

Let the games begin...

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townn...f595.image.jpg

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files...pg?w=500&h=416

http://bet-grand-national.com/images...bourne-cup.jpg

http://thingsboganslike.files.wordpr...urne-cup-2.jpg

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/tlp...6BF04B24B4128C

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/...y__451x400.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20...b__430x283.jpg

http://www.hellobaltimore.com/Images...track_1943.jpg
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Hey wait we're missing Scavs, where is he? Oh, I think he went to get a Diet Coke.
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Hey wait we're missing Scavs, where is he? Oh, I think he went to get a Diet Coke.
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Filth of a Feather.....
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RudyRudyRudy, Coach Pants, KGB and FreddyMo Enjoy Royal Ascot
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Filth of a Feather.....

ROR !!!!!!!!!!!
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"Morty I told you to tie a board to your a$$ ....DON'T WORRY I WILL GET YOU OUT"
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"Morty I told you to tie a board to your a$$ ....DON'T WORRY I WILL GET YOU OUT"
Oh



Mine



Got!!!!
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The "Center of the Universe on this Forum" just before his skull exploded:

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think I will delete my lame azz post
these are soooo much better

Center of the Forum

haha
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You guys these are fantastic!!!

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Still clad in their work clothes the Chi-Town boys (and closet west coast fans) Miraja2, GBBob, Dell, ArlJim, Jwkniska and Satan's Twin raise a glass of warm lager and toast Zenyatta at Arlington on a typical week day afternoon.

Photo was taken by Mr. Chicago himself (thanks, Scav).
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think I will delete my lame azz post
these are soooo much better

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haha
Nooo!

You get a spanking for deleting.
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http://www.hellobaltimore.com/Images...track_1943.jpg

Stone Gossard plans his next ad campaign with Chucklestheclown for Creedmore. To the side of them Indian Charlie and an unidentified man view the advertisements and, laughing, wonder why Gossard didn't catch the spelling error.
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Nooo!

You get a spanking for deleting.
OOOOOOHH!!!! Can I delete mine next??!! Please?
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OOOOOOHH!!!! Can I delete mine next??!! Please
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RUDYRUDYRUDY ftfy you rich bastard!!



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Awww no one wants to do this guy?

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nobody ever gave me a spanking
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I'll take a stab...


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Sighty what time do I have to get up for this stupid fox hunt?
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There's a blow job joke here somwhere...

Something something head....

Why can't I come up with it?
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