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Old 01-19-2011, 05:01 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:16 PM
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I think he would make a most excellent night shift waiter at Waffle House!!!!
Some other possibilities - pet food tester, bat cave scavenger, etc.

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Old 01-19-2011, 05:22 PM
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:36 PM
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:38 PM
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Well I guess I'll post this here because I don't want to get in between the Zen3'd fans and the Zen3'dsucks fans in the smarty pants threads...but I thought this was funny...


Zenyatta is the #9 trending now on Yahoo

Perhaps there was a secret mission by a secret, well not really secret, society to accomplish this.
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:05 PM
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Well I guess I'll post this here because I don't want to
Oh can I do the same only it's to avoid that ridiculous Ramon / Go Go thread?

Have to say it somewhere but isn't Gossard once again in fine form?
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:06 PM
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I'm glad I started a trend with these thread titles. Love this place
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:10 PM
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You have 3 spinoffs so far.

Very nice. Consider it homage.

My personal fav was "sad day playaround" in selections.
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:12 PM
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You have 3 spinoffs so far.

Very nice. Consider it homage.

My personal fav was "sad day playaround" in selections.
Sad consolation for those Eclipse awards however.
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:13 PM
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I'm not going to fight.

Not here, not about this.

I'd much rather get back to the important issue of finding suitable employment for DrugS.
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Apparently you can earn $35/movie watching porn -- he'd be a multi-millionaire by now had he entered an employment contract at puberty.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com...WatchPorn.aspx
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:28 PM
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Apparently you can earn $35/movie watching porn -- he'd be a multi-millionaire by now had he entered an employment contract at puberty.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com...WatchPorn.aspx
That's alot of socks...

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I'm not going to fight.

Not here, not about this.

I'd much rather get back to the important issue of finding suitable employment for DrugS.
Well then how about my favorite youtube lately.....lets dance!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1Q5rflpnA

Ya know Sighty found a good one too that she should post..it's on Faceybook!!!
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:32 AM
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Apparently you can earn $35/movie watching porn -- he'd be a multi-millionaire by now had he entered an employment contract at puberty.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com...WatchPorn.aspx
Naah, if he's anything like me he probably only watches about 7 minutes at a time.
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