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Old 02-15-2011, 05:53 AM
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Still doesn't top the Christmas song from a couple of years ago.
Good stuff but this is only #2. His escort add from the Spitzer scandal was far and away his best effort. It was so good, it was only up for an hour or two.
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Old 02-15-2011, 12:16 PM
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Old 02-15-2011, 01:26 PM
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One of the best performances EVER.
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Old 02-15-2011, 04:56 PM
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Could happen to you Doug---- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/...sexual_health/

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Old 02-15-2011, 05:23 PM
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Dougs babies are born with socks already on their feet.
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Old 02-15-2011, 06:24 PM
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Dougs babies are born with socks already on their feet.
why would anyone put socks on their feet?
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Old 02-15-2011, 06:42 PM
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why would anyone put socks on their feet?
So their feet doesn't get wet, duh.
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Old 02-15-2011, 07:01 PM
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Thanks Doug!

That was some really good sh*t.
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Old 02-15-2011, 10:58 PM
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:30 AM
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Awesome!
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Old 02-16-2011, 02:36 PM
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I'm sitting at my desk crying tears of laughter while all the crazy broads stare at me. Guess they think I'm having a breakdown...lol


Well done!
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Old 02-17-2011, 05:07 PM
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Good stuff but this is only #2.
Was it DrugS who did the thing on pedigree query for One Suit?

I can't remember but am pretty sure...

That was hysterical.
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Old 02-17-2011, 07:59 PM
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Was it DrugS who did the thing on pedigree query for One Suit?

I can't remember but am pretty sure...

That was hysterical.
I thought it was Philski, but it was funny!
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:00 PM
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Oh was it? I couldn't remember if it was DrugS or someone else.

One of mah favorite things evah in the history of any forum!
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:07 PM
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Oh was it? I couldn't remember if it was DrugS or someone else.

One of mah favorite things evah in the history of any forum!
If there was a hall of fame for horse boards DrugS would be my 1rst pic.
WhoTF was Kentness? He was awesome and I hope DrugS in college. I think only Scuds may know Kentness' true identitiy?
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:37 PM
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I thought it was Philski, but it was funny!
It was me that did the pedigree stuff - with Shoulda Pulled Out.

Phil did a Wiki page entry if I recall.
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Old 02-18-2011, 12:12 AM
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It was me that did the pedigree stuff - with Shoulda Pulled Out.

Phil did a Wiki page entry if I recall.
It was sorta you that did the pedigree stuff.
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:26 PM
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