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Old 06-15-2011, 06:32 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

What did you like to play?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
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Old 06-15-2011, 08:45 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

What did you like to play?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
a garbage-man or an astronaut.

at 10 i thought those were the two coolest jobs in the world and held them in equal esteem.
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:13 PM
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a garbage-man or an astronaut.

at 10 i thought those were the two coolest jobs in the world and held them in equal esteem.
So cute!

I wanted to be an opera singer, writer or astronaut.

To think we coulda been up there together!
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:16 PM
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I still have my favorite toy.
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:22 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...
"I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"

What did you like to play?
Pocket Pool

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Taller

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
I'm really 5'7' 1/8
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:28 PM
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My life was complete when I was given Blaze, The Talking Rocking Horse. I kept him in the "coral" in my basement. At the time I got him, there was a new candy that came out. It was the first of the little square fruit chewy candy in the wrappers in different flavors. I had to have a bag of those too.

So there I was in the basement for hours rocking on Blaze and listening to him talk to me while popping fruit chewy candy in my mouth.

Needless to say at some point I puked my guts out. To this day I can't eat fruit chewy candy.
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:28 PM
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Hooray for you for answering everything, Kev!

Well everything except for one question which is okay but be warned we'll now all wonder just who exactly that first crush was.

(Will you be tweeting a pic of your favorite toy?).
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:28 PM
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My life was complete when I was given Blaze, The Talking Rocking Horse. I kept him in the "coral" in my basement. At the time I got him, there was a new candy that came out. It was the first of the little square fruit chewy candy in the wrappers in different flavors. I had to have a bag of those too.

So there I was in the basement for hours rocking on Blaze and listening to him talk to me while popping fruit chewy candy in my mouth.

Needless to say at some point I puked my guts out. To this day I can't eat fruit chewy candy.
I love it!
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:33 PM
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Hooray for you for answering everything, Kev!

Well everything except for one question which is okay but be warned we'll now all wonder just who exactly that first crush was.

(Will you be tweeting a pic of your favorite toy?).
My first crush is that sweet little girl in my avatar giving me a kiss. Not a female in this world that can hold a candle to her.
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:52 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

What did you like to play?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
linda pasco walking out of her parent's house by the back gate in 8th grade. i had never kissed anyone and all of a sudden there's tongue. so confusing. but in a very nice way.

linda unfortunately went from hot jr high babe into overweight drug burnout living with her mom and working at pizza hut. i met her in my 40's and she showed up wearing a circus tent jean jacket with (i'm not kidding) a desiccated piece of cat **** hanging off the back. cats were shitting on her clothes and she hadn't noticed.

this is why i now live in the present. there really is no going back.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:04 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...
"I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
What did you like to play?
Pocket Pool
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Taller

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
I'm really 5'7' 1/8
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:40 AM
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linda pasco walking out of her parent's house by the back gate in 8th grade. i had never kissed anyone and all of a sudden there's tongue. so confusing. but in a very nice way.

linda unfortunately went from hot jr high babe into overweight drug burnout living with her mom and working at pizza hut. i met her in my 40's and she showed up wearing a circus tent jean jacket with (i'm not kidding) a desiccated piece of cat **** hanging off the back. cats were shitting on her clothes and she hadn't noticed.

this is why i now live in the present. there really is no going back.
Great story and yes, let's hear it for the present!
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Old 06-16-2011, 07:53 AM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Hot Wheels. It was the only thing my older brothers (4yrs and 5yrs older) would allow me to participate with them in. We used to set up a drag racing track on the back of a chair. Draw entries, make brackets on a piece of cardboard and hang it on the wall. Then race them against each other and declare a champion. I never won, but it was the fact that I was hanging out with my brothers.

Commercials and jingles you remember...
Way too many to list. I sing them to my kids whenever they say something to remind me of one and they just roll their eyes. Brylcream, a little dab will do ya.....

What did you like to play?

Depending on the season, football in the back yard, hockey on the frozen pond in my neighborhood (shoveling it was a bitch though) and baseball all summer long.


What did you want to be when you grew up?

A baseball player. I never really thought about real jobs as I got older. I still had no clue what I wanted to do as I entered college.


Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

First crush was Amy Vandermark in elementary school. She had it all. She was a cute farm girl with bleach blond hair. She was tall, tough and athletic enough kick most of the boys ass in any sport.

First kiss was some random spin the bottle victim in middle school. I have no recollection of who it was. It didn't leave a lasting impression.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
I'll abstain from the last question. Not that I am not brave, I can't think of anything that I haven't told someone.
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but enough about you, let's talk about YOU!


Why,I'd be delighted to.



Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

I wanted an erector set, but never got one.Several of my "structural enginering " friends had them.They built magnificent examples of modern engineered structures.

They would say to me.."I have an erector set---I have an erector set.

And you dough-on't!


HA-HA

HA

HA-HA! "


So then I asked Santa for a demolition kit for Christmas.


> : >








I got one.




I blew up my friends structures..and shouted:


"You don't have an erector set...you don't have an erector set.



HA-HA

HA


HA-HA!! "




Commercials and jingles you remember...


Arlettah are you Bettah


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3fncWyVN4




What did you like to play?


Jim Brown ,Bbby Mitchell and Ray Renfro in the snow at Paul Revere Elementery School's playground...by myself....and announcing at the same time;until neighborhood people started watching me through their windows ...and laughing hysterically.





What did you want to be when you grew up?


MyCharmingClyde.



Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.


Richard Brady's sister.She was 14 and I was 8.I was very cute and she kissed me at his birthday party...very sensually.

But I didn't know what to do.

I still don't.


Kindly answer one or all of the above.

I kindly did.


... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!




I once got a girl drunk and took her to a tattoo shop where I had the artist carve this on her upper thigh:


when whizzing....I enjoy being kissed



Then I left her there.

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Old 06-16-2011, 07:35 PM
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GI JOE Snake Eyes. Had 3 of them. Kids were jellus.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.
Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't.



What did you like to play?

Galaga

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A pimp.

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

This question is too tame. My first true crush was Kellie. We were on the swim team together. One swim meet I asked her if she wanted to sit with me on the bus ride home. So she says yes and I, of course, get nervous. So nervous that I forgot to urinate before getting on the bus. A 2 hour bus ride with no stops.

So we're sitting together talking, then making out...then she goes down on me. Now due to my intense kegel exercise regimen, I was able to hold my urine for a good 20 minutes. But due to my inexperience with sexual relations, I had no idea when I came. And for some odd reason, she didn't either.

Well she keeps going and unfortunately I pissed in her mouth. She instantly jumps up and I'm still going and the piss goes all over her face and hair. And she had that late 80's early 90's hair that's loaded with hair spray so the piss just makes it look like lacquer.

Well needless to say everyone on the bus knew what happened. The coach knew but ignored it.

Kellie never talked to me again.



Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
Sincerely,

Pants
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:41 PM
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Hahahaha some of the best answers evah!
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