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Old 10-13-2011, 07:23 PM
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Default The purpose of life

Our role is basically to eat, drink, sh!t, piss, reproduce - and nurture our offspring so they also can eat, drink, sh!t, piss, and reproduce.

Sorry some of you had to find out like this.
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:42 PM
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Our role is basically to eat, drink, sh!t, piss, reproduce - and nurture our offspring so they also can eat, drink, sh!t, piss, and reproduce.

Sorry some of you had to find out like this.

...now i gotta take a crap...
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:08 AM
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Our role is basically to eat, drink, sh!t, piss, reproduce - and nurture our offspring so they also can eat, drink, sh!t, piss, and reproduce.

Sorry some of you had to find out like this.
You forgot betting on the horses!
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Old 10-14-2011, 08:49 PM
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Our role is basically to eat, drink, sh!t, piss, reproduce - and nurture our offspring so they also can eat, drink, sh!t, piss, and reproduce.

Sorry some of you had to find out like this.
So what now, do we all just kill ourselves?

Can I wait till after Scat Daddy posts pictures of his BC Scatmobile?

I obsess over strange things and I really want to see it.
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Old 10-14-2011, 09:37 PM
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You really want to see everyone kill themselves?
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Old 10-14-2011, 09:57 PM
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So what now, do we all just kill ourselves?
Where do I say anything about killing yourself?

The whole point was that we are all nothing more than just walking, talking, typing, bags of meat.

Might as well as eat, drink, be merry, and lighten up.

I think MyMissStormCat should embrace this epiphany and celebrate it by posting boobie pics.
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:03 PM
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Where do I say anything about killing yourself?

The whole point was that we are all nothing more than just walking, talking, typing, bags of meat.

Might as well as eat, drink, be merry, and lighten up.

I think MyMissStormCat should embrace this epiphany and celebrate it by posting boobie pics.
I second the motion. All in favor?
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:04 PM
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I.

The I's have it.

Motion is carried.
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:04 PM
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I second the motion. All in favor?

Do you really want to see her embrace an epiphany?
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:07 PM
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Do you really want to see her embrace an epiphany?
She can embrace my epiphany any time she wants.
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:09 PM
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I was afraid you were going to go there.















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