Trying to pick up women...

online.

Will this work?

Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Tombstone pizza in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would fill your wine glass with Sam’s Choice grape juice.

Thoughts? Recommendations? Better pick-up lines?

[clyde]

Sorbet??

Originally Posted by clyde

Sorbet??

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

So ummm not to be presumpteous or anything but I'm gonna assume I get to have sorbet.

Absolutely. Any flavor.

[my miss storm cat]

You.




















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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!

[clyde]

Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.



Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.



Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.

Oh my God you were asking him if he wanted sorbet?

[clyde]

Did I just , not 30 minutes ago----say I was not aksing him?


That it was my pick up line?

( it's her, right?)

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

You.




















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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!

I just have awkward and offensive ones.

"Hi. I'm a dog lover and also enjoy talking nerdy. We should meet for coffee and if you like what I have to offer you'll let me spam your inbox."