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The Christmas Bitching Thread
Because the holidays are amazing but also stressful. And bitching is cathartic.
It's a good thing my stepmom is an amazing human being the rest of the year because being her Christmas elf every year leaves me a gibbering mess. There are times I just want to shriek, "YOU KEPT TWO SMALL BOYS ALIVE FOR FOUR YEARS IN A LABOR CAMP DURING THE POL POT REGIME. HOW CAN YOU NOT FIGURE OUT AN AMAZON WISH LIST?" I also don't understand why the top item on my 47-year-old husband's wish list is a sonic screwdriver ("Make sure it's the one used by the Eleventh Doctor, please"). Coincidentally, our three-year-old is requesting exactly the same thing. Along with a pink Hello Kitty phone ("A real one. Not a toy"). While I love that he makes no distinctions between "girl things" and "boy things" yet, I hate pink and I hate Hello Kitty. And, a real phone? Srsly? YOU'RE THREE. NO. GET BACK TO ME IN TEN YEARS WHEN THE ANSWER WILL STILL BE NO. Time for some David Cassidy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm3ZOMDS8Gw
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Whats up with people decorating their cars with lights, antlers, Santa hats, etc..? Pretty lame
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I live behind the mall in Humble Texas....basically a one way in and a one way out...yet all the idiots still continue to peel off into the neighborhood thinking there is a back way out. Losers
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We got a guy in town that straps a bloody Santa dummy (a la deer carcass) to his car and drives around wearing antlers.
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uh
i have no doubt that it is indeed 'love' coursing thru the cat wearing such a thing... as in, they'd love to scratch to death the person who put it on them. |