This Is This

[Mortimer]

NO DART GUNS ALLOWED.






You may feel free to perform friendly kidding in any manner you wish.

I will not proclaim to be your friend and then yell at you.

Oh no.





I am a TRAINED aesthetic.

I will be there for you.

I am your friend.

[Mortimer]

So good...




...it needs repeating.


Kindness will be returned to the planet.

Think of this as a forest hospital........if you seek repair.....I will be there.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

NO DART GUNS ALLOWED.


I am a TRAINED aesthetic.

One more thread like this we will need a trained anesthetic.

[Mortimer]

I am your friend ....I will not harm you.

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I am your friend ....I will not harm you.

Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.

[Payson Dave]

Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?

[Mortimer]

Thank you. I'm in bad shape here. Out of decent whisky. Please send over a case of McCallan asap. In a pinch, Walker Green will do.
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Whsikey sometimes can be your friend as well.



I will do my best,but an addrress is required.

[Mortimer]

Morty...my friend...how goes it with you?
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Friend Dave Brayson!!


Great typing you again sir. Your presence is sorely needed here.The board needs the exuberance of your youth and wisdom and the ladies adore those dimples of yours....I know.


I look forward to more of your posts toasties...I really do.

[Payson Dave]

Aww shucks you are jest sayin that to make me smile...









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thud

[Payson Dave]

btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...

[Mortimer]

ror!!

You can do that here....and no one will call you a flopper.

[Mortimer]

btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Oh she does that to everyone...not to worry.


Perhaps DebODeb will pick you up.

=;>

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

btw my dimples got squashed when Theb threw me under the bus...
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Oh she does that to everyone...not to worry.


Perhaps DebODeb will pick you up.

=;>

Not in my job description. Sorry.

[Mortimer]

Then again..perhaps it's not in her job description.



Sorry.








Why does that sound familiar???


Oh never mind.

BiSlander won't fail you Dave!

[Rileyoriley]

Does anyone else notice an echo in here??????

[Mortimer]

Why yes...


...I think there is. I thought it was just me.





But as you know...we are all friends in here. It's getting too violent for me in that Ohio Derby thread.I hate to say that,but it's true.




It's great having you here.

[Mortimer]

Dave?

Don't post and run .




BiALip is also a very nice poster. I'm sure she will stop by and wll be quite unlike the narcistic Thebby and DebODeb.

Perhaps even SnowDrop...she seems very tame and I'll bet you would get along famously.





But you may have to settle for CajunFreighter.

[Mortimer]

I was just kidding.











Boy.

[Payson Dave]

Morty you little rascal you...how is the poetry exchange with you and Miss Warm Hat going???


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or is it with Why Kiss a Dorm Rat

[Mortimer]

Dave!!



All righty then!



It's been a tough day here at the office...where have you been? And ya got me on MissWarmHat.


I feel stupid....who would that be?