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Old 06-03-2007, 06:50 PM
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Default things that aren't sports.

1)darts, pool, poker, bowling, and fishing.

any event that is played in a bar, in proximity to a bar, or with a cooler of beer nearby are not sports.

2)competetive eating.

circus freaks are not athlete's.

3)spelling bees.

if no one over 12 ever competes, it's not a sport. you are on notice cup stacking.

i'm asking that all of you vacate my sports channel. thank you.
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:07 PM
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:10 PM
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1)darts, pool, poker, bowling, and fishing.

any event that is played in a bar, in proximity to a bar, or with a cooler of beer nearby are not sports.

2)competetive eating.

circus freaks are not athlete's.

3)spelling bees.

if no one over 12 ever competes, it's not a sport. you are on notice cup stacking.

i'm asking that all of you vacate my sports channel. thank you.
You forgot driving a car in a circle
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:12 PM
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You forgot driving a car in a circle
UH-OH!!
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:12 PM
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softball...

you're iffy.

there could be a rule about games regularly played at a family picnic.

nothing personal but i'll need to hold the line against anything involving a frisbee.

i'll let you know.
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:21 PM
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Ping-pong!
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:43 PM
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Ping-pong!

If pool isn't a sport how come cats like Willie Mosconi and Minnesota Fats often wore a sport coat while playing???
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
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anything you can win while wearing a sportscoat isn't a sport.
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:58 PM
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Swordfighting is a sport...and so is ping-pong!
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:37 PM
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I think the rule is, if you can't bet on it and there is no chance for serious injury then it is not a sport. So swordfighting on fits half the criteria. Sorry.
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:42 PM
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maybe this will help...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:45 PM
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So does that mean Scrabble is a sport?
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