Redneck Wedding

Downthestretch55 · #1 07-10-2007, 10:31 AM

I just had to share this...

Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding

10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters

9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or Friends Of The Groom?" Ushers
Ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard That"

6. Tender Rendition Of "The Wedding Song" Performed By Pinkard & Bowden

5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married...Some Guy In
The Back Stands Up And Hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception Conversation Includes The Phrase "So What Have You Been
Doing Since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening Include Tickets To The Monster Truck
Show

...And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!

Downthestretch55 · #2 07-10-2007, 10:38 AM

Here's a link to the Redneck Games.
http://www.todaysthv.com/news/Kitche...?storyid=48647

GPK · #3 07-10-2007, 03:58 PM

and I AM THE RACIST?!?!

Cajungator26 · #4 07-10-2007, 05:22 PM

I didn't know that redneck was a 'race.'

GPK · #5 07-10-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I didn't know that redneck was a 'race.'

You aint never been to Roanoke. There is clearly a "race" to see who can become the biggest redneck.

Danzig · #6 07-10-2007, 06:08 PM

i'm just glad stupid isn't a race, because then i would be a racist!

but as for hooters, i like going there occasionally--altho not necessarily for a rehearsal dinner!

Downthestretch55 · #7 07-11-2007, 10:47 AM

To anyone that took the humor as a racist attack...oh well.
I thought you might have gotten a smile and didn't intend to offend.
The mud pit belly flopping and bobbing for pigs feet, not to mention the watermelon pit spitting competition, are fun to watch.

Danzig · #8 07-11-2007, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

To anyone that took the humor as a racist attack...oh well.
I thought you might have gotten a smile and didn't intend to offend.
The mud pit belly flopping and bobbing for pigs feet, not to mention the watermelon pit spitting competition, are fun to watch.

surely no one took it that way!

Samarta · #9 07-11-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK

You aint never been to Roanoke. There is clearly a "race" to see who can become the biggest redneck.

Well I'm sure the picture of you with U.S. Open trophy will go a long way to getting your gun rack and skoal confiscated.....