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Old 08-02-2007, 08:04 AM
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I wish to thank so much those who fuc...I mean supported me in the free me thread. Pillow Pants' was a surprise as well as a highly amusing signature.


This is sent directly to Steve.


I now wish to be darted.I will now begin infiltrating every thread here and antagonize people. I will be brutal and I'm sure cause an avalanche of complaints so easier to just get rid of me now.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:09 AM
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And I don't like you anymore ,Steve.




Your selections make me sick.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:14 AM
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Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:22 AM
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There are 3 other people in esoteric right now.



GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:12 AM
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You get pee pee cornflakes again this morning Morty?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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Oh no.







Do you mind ,ma'am??
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:29 AM
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Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.
You may have hit the nail on the head here, Mort.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:36 AM
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Well good then.




This is his chance to prove he is not a big sissy.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:40 AM
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Anyone know if Sighty-Poo has pretty legs?
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:54 AM
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Shut up Steve.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:05 AM
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The voices must be getting louder.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:12 AM
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Leave me alone fool!




Dillinger is making another movie for youtube.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:25 AM
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Stevie...I want Dillinger darted....he walked out of the movie I was filming.


It's going to be called "Public Schawntz No.1"
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:51 AM
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Stevie...I want Dillinger darted....he walked out of the movie I was filming.


It's going to be called "Public Schawntz No.1"

Do you need extra's for this movie?



I could be "man on the corner ogling the Schawntz".


Let me know.


I'm usually busy.


But now I'm free.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:13 PM
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Sorry Mort..

As I've said repeatedly, and as Henry Hill said in 'Goodfellas', when the darting comes, it will come from the one(s) closest to you...





















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Old 08-02-2007, 12:39 PM
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10 pie-er Steve...no friggin' question.






You know if I didn't want darted I'd catch about 100 of them in an ambush.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:41 PM
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Do you need extra's for this movie?



I could be "man on the corner ogling the Schawntz".


Let me know.


I'm usually busy.


But now I'm free.


Oh geez....back to back 10 pie-ers.




Fine work.



I think production has been stopped. We'll have to make due with what we have and send it over to youtube.





In a few days just go there and seek out..."Schwantz goes spazzmatic on horsey board."
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:47 PM
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Oh and Steve...how much did Dillinger pay you to get rid of his spazz act in JoeyNoShoes' thread??
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:50 PM
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I may have to suck it up and leave on my own.

I could never make Thebby dart me.



It would break her heart and in turn mine.



Let's see hear what the big fucl<o Dillinger has to say about that "pretend" friend.
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