For the Southerners on the board

[GenuineRisk]

I thought you might enjoy this article

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/nav/tap3/

[ddthetide]

thanks for posting that article.

[Theatrical]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

I thought you might enjoy this article

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/nav/tap3/

Thanks for posting this delightful article. I'm drinking sweet tea as I read this.

[GPK]

I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by GPK

I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

i'd rather have unsweet tea but waffle house makes GOOD sweet tea.

[Theatrical]

Originally Posted by GPK

I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

Agree. Sweet tea wields a way more powerful influence than anyone can imagine.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Theatrical

Agree. Sweet tea wields a way more powerful influence than anyone can imagine.

I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains

[Mortimer]

I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains
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Your monkey face photo.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains
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Your monkey face photo.

Actually....contrary to popular belief, my monkey face photo does NOT move mountains. But, it has been known to cause women between the ages of 18-45 to develop an extreme case of screaming thigh sweats...

[Mortimer]

Well they must be whizzing on themselves in stark terror.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well they must be whizzing on themleves in stark terror.

Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by GPK

I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! You are saying they make tea that isn't sweet?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.

Good.

You could then be Uncly .007






Now go save somebody with your brilliant gelf clubs and expert research abilities.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by GPK

Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.

I think Morty was referring to that pic of him that you found last week.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Good.

You could then be Uncly .007






Now go save somebody with your brilliant gelf clubs and expert research abilities.

You clearly overestimate me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

You clearly overestimate me.

Overestimating you would be like using jello as a safety net.







I don't think that made much sense.

Oh just leave me alone.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I think Morty was referring to that pic of him that you found last week.

Hey...love your stupid

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Overestimating you would be like using jello as a safety net.







I don't think that made much sense.

Oh just leave me alone.

I thought we were friends.

Thebby tells me the man in the grey suit has message for you.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

I thought we were friends.

Thebby tells me the man in the grey suit has message for you.

Well now you are making me feel bad.


I hate that.






And tell Thebby to tell the man in the gray suit that I'M the man in the great suit.

I meant gray.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well now you are making me feel bad.


I hate that.






And tell Thebby to tell the man in the gray suit that I'M the man in the great suit.

I meant gray.

You are the man in the grey suit?



Likely story sir....but not believable.