a bright shiny object

hi_im_god · #1 08-20-2007, 11:59 PM

i just saw one.

i thought this was the best place to post about it.

hang on...

i see another one.

ooooh!

this one is even shinier.

time to start a new post!

Mortimer · #2 08-21-2007, 09:51 PM

I think it was the quarter I was flipping.

Late Fires · #3 08-22-2007, 09:57 AM

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I think it was the quarter I was flipping.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I MISSED THE SIGNAL?

Sightseek · #4 08-22-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I MISSED THE SIGNAL?

HA, HA, HA!

Mortimer · #5 08-22-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I MISSED THE SIGNAL?

RULE-ENG EN LEFF-ENG!!!!

GOO-FOO!!

ROR!.......Doggone you LateFires!

You certainly did miss the signal..and I was really thinking about that little black waist ribbon being off because in my fine mind I firmly believe the dress would follow.

Oh boy.

I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down and have a jelly donut.

Ah....bettah!

So anyhooo.......I was really ready for you to fetch that thing LateFires......I wanted to see what Sighty-Poo OH MY GOD I'M REALLY DIZZY NOW!!!

THUD

Mortimer · #6 08-22-2007, 10:12 AM

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HA, HA, HA!

Hi Sighty-Poo....you know I was...

.......SIGHTY-POO!!??

I MUST HIDE!

Late Fires · #7 08-22-2007, 10:18 AM

The Sight that launched a thousand thuds

Mortimer · #8 08-22-2007, 10:21 AM

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The Sight that launched a thousand thuds

[ ror!...hey...pssst!....if anyone asks if you have seen me....just say no.

I believe I am in large trouble. } ..UPS!!...I mean....]

Late Fires · #9 08-22-2007, 10:24 AM

Will do.

What can I do to help? Is it Yep's guys again? Or another Diaper lawsuit?

Mortimer · #10 08-22-2007, 10:26 AM

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Will do.

What can I do to help? Is it Yep's guys again? Or another Diaper lawsuit?

[ Uh..no. Would it shock you to think Sighty-Poo may just be a little cross with my nonsense? You've got to take the fall for this one my good friend.Just admit it was all your fault. ]

Sightseek · #11 08-22-2007, 10:30 AM

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[ Uh..no. Would it shock you to think Sighty-Poo may just be a little cross with my nonsense? You've got to take the fall for this one my good friend.Just admit it was all your fault. ]

Sighty-poo can tell when someone is joking...unlike some, oh nevermind...

Late Fires · #12 08-22-2007, 10:30 AM

Yes, it would shock me.

I am willing to take the bullet for my board buddies. What do we need, a public apology post claiming responsibility for all nonsense?

Mortimer · #13 08-22-2007, 10:39 AM

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Yes, it would shock me.

I am willing to take the bullet for my board buddies. What do we need, a public apology post claiming responsibility for all nonsense?

[ TOO KIND!!

But I believe Sighty-Poo has shown what a fine sporty she is.....what a sensuous femer..UPS!!..I mean sense of humor.I think you and I are ok now. I can come out of my brackets now...I hope. It ain't easy. ] uh-oh....I told you it's not easy.Oh well....give it time. I'm sure I'll get tanner here sooner or later.

Mortimer · #14 08-22-2007, 10:41 AM

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Sighty-poo can tell when someone is joking...unlike some, oh nevermind...

ror!

Entirely too kind ma'am....you are a swell bud boardy..I mean board buddy.

Late Fires · #15 08-22-2007, 11:09 AM

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[ TOO KIND!!

But I believe Sighty-Poo has shown what a fine sporty she is.....what a sensuous femer..UPS!!..I mean sense of humor.I think you and I are ok now. I can come out of my brackets now...I hope. It ain't easy. ] uh-oh....I told you it's not easy.Oh well....give it time. I'm sure I'll get tanner here sooner or later.

Ah, good to hear. The Sighty is truly a bright shiny object. The very opposite of a Weis' noodle, you might say.

Mortimer · #16 08-22-2007, 11:22 AM

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Ah, good to hear. The Sighty is truly a bright shiny object. The very opposite of a Weis' noodle, you might say.

Oh yes.

You might call her a UFO.

A Ubiquitously Fashionable Odoobaboo.

Oh my....Buckwheat talk happened there .

Anyways.....I am about to leave the premises.

I think I am through here.

By the way.....CarlaHO gave you a thumbs down...sorry to say. It's not you...she doesn't want anyone new over there....especially women.She's such an attention HO.

But give it time.

People do get clipped.

Late Fires · #17 08-22-2007, 11:31 AM

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Oh yes.

You might call her a UFO.

A Ubiquitously Fashionable Odoobaboo.

Oh my....Buckwheat talk happened there .

Anyways.....I am about to leave the premises.

I think I am through here.

By the way.....CarlaHO gave you a thumbs down...sorry to say. It's not you...she doesn't want anyone new over there....especially women.She's such an attention HO.

But give it time.

People do get clipped.

I understand. You know where to find me if you ever need anything from a bud boardie.

Mortimer · #18 08-22-2007, 12:49 PM

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I understand. You know where to find me if you ever need anything from a bud boardie.

You bet I do LateFires.

By the way...I did catch your closing post in that thread what got vaporized.

It was swell!!

Late Fires · #19 08-22-2007, 01:55 PM

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You bet I do LateFires.

By the way...I did catch your closing post in that thread what got vaporized.

It was swell!!

Too kind.

Words cannot express my dissapointment when I returned to find that your Saratoga Urinal had been closed. That had almost as much good material as the petition to allow you into the other rooms.

And boy do I wish I knew the story behind what is going on in the petition right now.

Mortimer · #20 08-22-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

Too kind.

Words cannot express my dissapointment when I returned to find that your Saratoga Urinal had been closed. That had almost as much good material as the petition to allow you into the other rooms.

And boy do I wish I knew the story behind what is going on in the petition right now.

It was enjoyable reading...wasn't it? =:>

Ask DilligerHO...he seems to know everything.