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Old 08-21-2007, 08:30 AM
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These are the most annoying things ever created. I especially love the ones with the long disclaimers at the end. I don't need to know your full legal name, 8 phone numbers, IM address, title, etc. When the signatures are longer than the messages themselves, we have a serious problem.


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Old 08-21-2007, 08:38 AM
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:43 AM
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These are the most annoying things ever created. I especially love the ones with the long disclaimers at the end. I don't need to know your full legal name, 8 phone numbers, IM address, title, etc. When the signatures are longer than the messages themselves, we have a serious problem.


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Wow.... I got Five of them yesterday..... Good to see someone else gets them............
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