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Old 10-05-2007, 11:50 AM
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Default Ah Wonder Where DebODeb could be?

Well whattaya know!

























10......DEEEEElighted wih results of Mortimers frosted tip capping....done by Moods of Uncly Trust---Frost n' Cap Salons.

9.......Dancing with Wolves

8.......Doing housework in nude.Sometimes does nudework in house.

7.......Sighty-Poo sent her Predator-Be-Gone spray.Sighty-Poo is in big trouble.

6........Thought BrownSugar was Thebby.Drawing fire from Jesse Jackson and NetBags...I mean BetNags.

5........Out moose hunting....shot LateFires.

4........Distraught over finding beloved Australian racing was staged at YippieDowns by dyslexic pranksters.

3........Having STOLEN PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo removed from dupa.

2.......Putting it on left boo-bee.





And the number one Ah Wonder Where DebODeb Could Be answer:








1.....Still in confession booth from last Saturday ....caught lying by Father Thomas 673 times...he doesn't believe her sister could have done all those things. Nor that she has a sister.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:08 PM
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6........Thought BrownSugar was Thebby.
No dear, you thought I was Debodeb... remember now?
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:41 PM
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No dear, you thought I was Debodeb... remember now?





Gee......Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be???

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Old 10-05-2007, 09:25 PM
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It was #1 and they eventually gave up and called in the Pope.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:41 PM
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Just a follow-up:
Exorcism is scheduled for tonight at midnight.
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:54 PM
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You are a VERY bad girl!
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:04 PM
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You are a VERY bad girl!

According to the Catholic Church, yes I am.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:30 PM
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Holy cow.


Why wasn't I notified about this??
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:47 PM
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It will be in the church newsletter.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:33 AM
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I can see the headlines.......Mountain Woman STILL in Confessional.
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:15 PM
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Wrong headline.
"Exorcism fails. Pope takes his Holy Water and goes home."


Claims he saw Satan peeking in my window. Big teeth and all.
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:55 PM
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!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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