ROR!!...Where the **** is Hossy?

Mortimer · #1 10-06-2007, 06:31 PM

Hmmmmmm..

...I have some plausible answers.....ah do!

=:>

10.....Begging for the chance to be the john plant for the next Thebby sting.

9.......Out trying to find people who will lie for him and swear he did not apply the failed death crunch to Dimmy.

8.......Depressed over pud chart findings...seeking New York Yankees to form support group.

7.......Using dictionary to find new insultive words for daily battle with Stevie Bogs. Particularly angered when he found definition of Bogs' latest invective......."ca-ca head."

6.......Still looking for beginning of Lanes End.

5.......Bought donkey from Mikey...was dressed up to look like horse....but Hossy happy he dressed up Monopoly money to look like real money.

4.......Got john assignment...but Thebby turned back to become undercover john sting HO......Hossy arrested for soliciting.Thebby in hysterics.

3.......Bit on MommyDearests suggestive postings.It was Thebby posing as MommyDearest...Hossy back in jail.

2.......Fractured both incissors on failed death crunch to Dimmy.Now says THPTHTHTHTHTHTH! Instead of SPSSSSSSSSSS! Not scaring anybody.

And the number one Where the fucl< is Hossy answer:

1.......Closet Yankee/Jeter fan......in closet watching great Jeter strike out fantasies.

timmgirvan · #2 10-06-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hmmmmmm..

...I have some plausible answers.....ah do!

=:>

10.....Begging for the chance to be the john plant for the next Thebby sting.

9.......Out trying to find people who will lie for him and swear he did not apply the failed death crunch to Dimmy.

8.......Depressed over pud chart findings...seeking New York Yankees to form support group.

7.......Using dictionary to find new insultive words for daily battle with Stevie Bogs. Particularly angered when he found definition of Bogs' latest invective......."ca-ca head."

6.......Still looking for beginning of Lanes End.

5.......Bought donkey from Mikey...was dressed up to look like horse....but Hossy happy he dressed up Monopoly money to look like real money.

4.......Got john assignment...but Thebby turned back to become undercover john sting HO......Hossy arrested for soliciting.Thebby in hysterics.

3.......Bit on MommyDearests suggestive postings.It was Thebby posing as MommyDearest...Hossy back in jail.

2.......Fractured both incissors on failed death crunch to Dimmy.Now says THPTHTHTHTHTHTH! Instead of SPSSSSSSSSSS! Not scaring anybody.

And the number one Where the fucl< is Hossy answer:

1.......Closet Yankee/Jeter fan......in closet watching great Jeter strike out fantasies.

Huey: Hollywierd needs you! There's a dearth of good screenwriters

Mortimer · #3 10-06-2007, 06:53 PM

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Huey: Hollywierd needs you! There's a dearth of good screenwriters

Shouldn't you be doing something?

timmgirvan · #4 10-06-2007, 07:09 PM

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Shouldn't you be doing something?

I'm multi-tasking at the moment.....if you must know!

Mortimer · #5 10-06-2007, 07:15 PM

He didn't get it.....and blundered into revealing he has a Hossy/PillowPants Fantasy going.

No wonder he's known around these parts as Dimmy.

timmgirvan · #6 10-06-2007, 07:19 PM

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He didn't get it.....and blundered into revealing he has a Hossy/PillowPants Fantasy going.

Now wonder he's known around these parts as Dimmy.

only to you and your fantasy friends!

Mortimer · #7 10-06-2007, 07:37 PM

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only to you and your fantasy friends!

This pen pal stuff could go on forever....you do know that?

I'm going to release back to your licensed caregiver and leave it at that.Just remember Dimmy...sometimes imagination is more real than reality itself.If you can prove the difference.......why you let us all know.

Thank you so much...you've been a real putz.

timmgirvan · #8 10-06-2007, 07:40 PM

up yerz!

#9 10-07-2007, 08:57 AM

Mortimer · #10 10-07-2007, 10:21 AM

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Even though everyone's favorite anal retentive, no sense of humor, I wear my super religious badge of honor on my sleeve Dimmy has ruined this thread. I award you OOOOOOOOOOO pies Morty. Well done. If it was a Sunday, you would have been alright as Dimmy would have been repenting for a weeks worth of bad thoughts. Unfortunately for us, he is incapable of ignoring, because he is jealous. God is mad Dimmy, he is very, very mad.

I felt so good after reading your post...and then I saw PilowPants'.

Catholic young age brain washing is very strong.

I have to stick pins in myself now.

timmgirvan · #11 10-09-2007, 06:42 PM

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Even though everyone's favorite anal retentive, no sense of humor, I wear my super religious badge of honor on my sleeve Dimmy has ruined this thread. I award you OOOOOOOOOOO pies Morty. Well done. If it was a Sunday, you would have been alright as Dimmy would have been repenting for a weeks worth of bad thoughts. Unfortunately for us, he is incapable of ignoring, because he is jealous. God is mad Dimmy, he is very, very mad.

You must be "projecting" again! I haven't said anything "churchy" in many a moon! So if you have a problem with God...it's YOUR problem! It's just that I get tired of the "Rabid Dog Predator" routine that fills your/MF's posts! You clowns can't be civil, so screw you! And Morty should be permanently chained to 3 forums, due to his lack of shots!

Mortimer · #12 10-09-2007, 07:34 PM

Well don't look at me.

timmgirvan · #13 10-09-2007, 08:29 PM

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I am not a rabid dog. I am a grizzly bear. I do not chew my prey. I merely kill it and move on. And at some point Dimmy, get a sense of phucking humor, k?

I would greatly love to have a sense of humor(and I do) without witnessing the constant denigration that goes on with you two(mostly)! And if you're really just a grizzly....Ain't it time for a NAP!

Mortimer · #14 10-09-2007, 08:48 PM

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I would greatly love to have a sense of humor(and I do) without witnessing the constant denigration that goes on with you two(mostly)! And if you're really just a grizzly....Ain't it time for a NAP!

Oh well...what's a forest without a fairy anyways?

timmgirvan · #15 10-09-2007, 09:04 PM

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Oh well...what's a forest without a fairy anyways?

Good for you..they say knowing the problem IS half the solution!! Good Luck with that!

Mortimer · #16 10-09-2007, 09:09 PM

Now you know why he answers to "Dimmy".

And why moss grows on his head.

timmgirvan · #17 10-09-2007, 09:14 PM

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Now you know why he answers to "Dimmy".

And why moss grows on his head.

Well, in order to answer your insanity, I have to suffer abuse! Just because you don't have the facts...I kinda just ignore you mostly! 3 rooms! 3 rooms!

Mortimer · #18 10-09-2007, 09:29 PM

"I kinda just ignore you"

Not real convincing...is he.

timmgirvan · #19 10-09-2007, 09:32 PM

I don't want to keep up with your 5,389 inane posts! I've read maybe 100....but the BS quotient is just too high for my tastes!

Mortimer · #20 10-09-2007, 09:35 PM

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I don't want to keep up with your 5,389 inane posts! I've read maybe 100....but the BS quotient is just too high for my tastes!

DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!!!