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Old 10-10-2007, 12:56 AM
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Mommy?


OH!..Hi Morty sweety sugar pie poo!! How are you dear?


Oh..ok....but Mommy I need your help.I have two yo-yo's who can't ignore me and they are calling me bad names.


Well...their Mommies must have been boneheads and not taught them to ignore people that are smarter than they are .By the way...are these two PeeGarden and Dimmy?


Yes Mommy..they are.


Oh just put those two fools on ignore...you must be better than they are.


Thank you Mommy..I will. Oh and Mommy...I have fallen in love with an older woman and


Shut up Morty...good bye.


Bye Mommy.










Nya-nya-ni-na-na...I'm putting you two fools on ignore!

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Old 10-10-2007, 01:03 AM
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Hello


Mommy?


OH!..Hi Morty sweety sugar pie poo!! How are you dear?


Oh..ok....but Mommy I need your help.I have two yo-yo's who can't ignore me and they are calling me bad names.


Well...their Mommies must have been boneheads and not taught them to ignore people that are smarter than they are .By the way...are these two PeeGarden and Dimmy?


Yes Mommy..they are.


Oh just put those two fools on ignore...you must be better than they are.


Thank you Mommy..I will. Oh and Mommy...I have fallen in love with an older woman and


Shut up Morty...good bye.


Bye Mommy.










Nya-nya-ni-na-na...I'm putting you two fools on ignore!

=:>
what a pansy!!
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:16 AM
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Hello



Good morning Morty Sweetie Cutie Pie.



Dannie!!



This is your MOTHER .



MOMMY!



Shut up Morty. I called to see if you put that colossal nimrod PeeGarden on ignore.



PeeGarden
This message is hidden because pgardn is on your ignore list.




Good. ..and the other doorknob?




Dimmygirvan
This message is hidden because timmgirvan is on your ignore list.




Fine work.




Thanks Mommy...oh and I wanted to ask you about that lady



Good bye Morty




Bye Mommy
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:10 AM
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you are an idiot!
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:10 AM
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ring-ring.........









Hello.






Hello.







HE---LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !









ROR!...It must be PeeGarden or Dimmy!...I can't hear a thing.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:16 AM
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:47 AM
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you are an idiot!
I hope you have a sock nearby!

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Old 10-10-2007, 10:48 AM
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I think it's pretty funny you take the time to look up pictures of Brady Quinn.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:53 AM
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I think it's pretty funny you take the time to look up pictures of Brady Quinn.
Actually I was looking for pictures of his horsefaced sister.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:54 AM
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Where did you get this picture of my new boyfriend?
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:57 AM
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Where did you get this picture of my new boyfriend?
That's photoshopped. This is the original...

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Old 10-10-2007, 11:16 AM
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Ring-ring......





mmYellow.





Morty.






Mommy!






No you fool...this is Sighty-Poo.








Sighty-Poo!!






Just shut up and listen.....do you know how Pillow got my new primary squeeze Iris Of NT Man's photo to look like Fraidy Quinn?






Ah don't know.





Well thanks for nothing.








Oh forget it.
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:20 AM
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:28 AM
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Which one of those 3 is your DAT?
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:28 AM
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I'm detecting a pattern...
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:41 AM
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I'm detecting a pattern...
It is kinda funny, actually...
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:47 AM
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haters will hate
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:06 PM
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haters will hate
And losers will lose.

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I am also 100% sure that Notre Dame will beat Michigan at the Big House this year. It will be very similiar game to that ND Michigan game at the Big House two years ago. ND will not be a big passing team this year, and it looks like their QB will be Demetrius Jones, who is very mobile and fast. These are the type of QBs that give Michigan fits. ND will play solid defense, throw some short passes, and run the ball down Michigans throats.

ND 13
Michigan 10


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Old 10-10-2007, 12:58 PM
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It jist don't git no funnier 'in 'at!
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