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Old 11-29-2007, 07:04 PM
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Default Don't get between a drag queen and her McRib

http://outandaboutnewspaper.com/article.php?id=2206

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Brisco said an argument started at the drive-up window and he decided to ignore the three.

"They come to the window, tap, tap, tap. I'm still ignoring them. I guess that just pissed them off worser," Brisco said.

The three men, dressed as women, jumped out of the car, ran into the restaurant armed with a tire iron, and started swinging at employees, but not before they disrobed, kicking off their stiletto boots, hoop earrings, and jackets.
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As the fight carried on, the manager grabbed a pot of hot French fry grease and launched it at the men. One of the men retaliated, smacking the manager in the head with a wet floor sign sending him away in an ambulance.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:06 PM
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i read it yesterday. the 'worser' made me laugh. but then when i got to the wet floor sign, i really cracked up.

truth is stranger than fiction for sure.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:11 PM
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i read it yesterday. the 'worser' made me laugh. but then when i got to the wet floor sign, i really cracked up.

truth is stranger than fiction for sure.
I just watched the new report on youtube. The reporter keeps calling them transvestites, which wasn't quite right, but I forgave the whole story for it once he said "worser." The laugh made it all better.

I love the part where they talk about how the drag queens disrobed first, and listed all their clothing.

So great.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:22 PM
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Maybe Vince McMahon can use some of this stuff, instead of hell in the cell he can have hell at a mcdonalds drive thru! I could see the undertaker putting mick foley's head in the french fry machine.
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