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Old 01-06-2008, 04:46 PM
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SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT.






Sorry,but when they bombard you with it this much,you just give in( and agree with them.)
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Old 01-06-2008, 05:18 PM
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I use stable alert. I've signed up my mother in law. So far so good and it doesn't cost anything.

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Old 01-06-2008, 05:19 PM
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I use stable alert. I've signed up my mother in law. So far so good and it doesn't cost anything.

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Old 01-06-2008, 05:36 PM
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....shouldn't it really be called "Death Alert"...because they aren't really alerting you to "Life".... unless an old lady falls down and then gives birth.....
then it would make sense...think about it.
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:32 AM
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I want the "Clapper"!
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:35 PM
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By the time you need Life Alert you really need assisted living.

I perfer the home with the trampy young girls dressed like they really are nurses.

Lots of RED lip stick, low cut tops and some of those long dangleee ear rings.
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:53 PM
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By the time you need Life Alert you really need assisted living.

I perfer the home with the trampy young girls dressed like they really are nurses.

Lots of RED lip stick, low cut tops and some of those long dangleee ear rings.
i thought bennie hill had passed away, but he's alive and well and posting on derby trail!
how's the little old bald guy??
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:21 PM
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i thought bennie hill had passed away, but he's alive and well and posting on derby trail!
how's the little old bald guy??
I have spent alot of time with parents and friends in hospitals and tranistional care facilities. It is a look at our furtue.

My father in law was in a nursing home for the last 3 months of his life and the old boy came to life the night we hired a stripper dressed as a nurse to parade around him and his buddy. She didn't strip but showed the old boys alot. RIP Frankie.
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:56 PM
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:09 PM
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Probably the most annoying commercial EVER! Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kxBfrXp7mQ
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:33 PM
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You know what these old people (acting in these commercials) usually do with the money they get for doing these commercials? They shovel it into every lotto,and hi-payoff contest they can find.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:43 PM
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My favorite version=the doomsday version
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