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Old 01-20-2008, 12:01 PM
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When taking a new date to your destination in your car.....and you know you need to make a good first impression so that you may fornicate with her later in the evening......in the night....when it's dark.......





....ask her to touch your nose.




Have your thumb on the horn so when she touches your nose the horn will honk in a simultaneous fashion.

She will think you are very creative and highly amusing.....you're 3/4 of the way there after that one.
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Old 01-20-2008, 12:58 PM
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..........and don't forget the clown shoes and "pull my finger" trick!
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:01 PM
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..........and don't forget the clown shoes and "pull my finger" trick!


Oh shut up.





That's why you don't get any.
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:10 PM
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Yes...great stuff..aye?
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:18 PM
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Oh shut up.





That's why you don't get any.
With your posts lately, sounds like you DON'T
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:26 PM
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With your posts lately, sounds like you DON'T


Well I didn't see you posting what you do when alone...at night...in the dark!!
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:27 PM
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:29 PM
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Well I didn't see you posting what you do when alone...at night...in the dark!!
Yes I did...........






dream of...........?????????????????



you know what

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Old 01-20-2008, 01:30 PM
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Oh.


I take it back.
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:33 PM
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Oh.


I take it back.

Thank you





ok, how bout bright colored clothing and "midget" car
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:35 PM
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Welcome.





And that stuff doesn't work.

Subliminal messages in conversation,however,do.
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:36 PM
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Welcome.





And that stuff doesn't work.

Subliminal messages in conversation,however,do.

Like a train going through a tunnel??? right
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Oh no....very unsophisticated.




Some of those will be included in my next TFP package.
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:40 PM
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Oh no....very unsophisticated.




Some of those will be included in my next TFP package.

Too Freudian like
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It didn't work, it made me sneeze and I made a mess.
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When taking a new date to your destination in your car.....and you know you need to make a good first impression so that you may fornicate with her later in the evening......in the night....when it's dark.......





....ask her to touch your nose.




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She will think you are very creative and highly amusing.....you're 3/4 of the way there after that one.
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Old 01-20-2008, 01:56 PM
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It didn't work, it made me sneeze and I made a mess.
Well at least you didn't tell her to touch your pud.
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Old 01-20-2008, 02:28 PM
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Of course it goes without saying...always make sure the tp is frosted.
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The first was just a GenuineCrazyLady....I mean tickler.







You will have to pay for the rest.
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