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Old 01-26-2008, 01:09 PM
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I thought maybe I'd throw up a provocative thread title for a change around here.


This is especially meant for you adicts who check 50 times to make sure that oven really is off.


So you lock your car walking away by pressing "lock" and get that secure sound....."honk."





You wish everything was that easy.








Well let me ask you a question.










How do you know it's not broke?...how do you know the keyless entry system is merely sending a signal to sound the horn,but lost the one locking the car?











Well...what are you going to do about it?






You get right back to that car and make DEM SHOO it's locked.









Did you?




Good.












Are you sure?














Bet you're not.



Better go back and check it again.

























Now you're sure.


Good.

































How sure are you?
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:24 PM
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I dunno about your Keyless Entry system, but the horsey Keyed Entry certainly hasn't been performing all that well.
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:29 PM
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I dunno about your Keyless Entry system, but the horsey Keyed Entry certainly hasn't been performing all that well.
maybe he needs new batteries. or a tune up?
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:34 PM
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I dunno about your Keyless Entry system, but the horsey Keyed Entry certainly hasn't been performing all that well.
Here's your problem,mamage.



Zodiac Ciphers work in reverse as well.





When you see Keyed Entry......what jumps out at you are his initials....KE.













Does that sound like AE to you?









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Old 01-26-2008, 01:34 PM
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maybe he needs new batteries. or a tune up?





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Old 01-26-2008, 02:15 PM
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