Highly Amusing-----THE PLUMMAH

Mortimer · #1 03-23-2008, 09:58 AM

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.....I mean an apartment.

For years she lived there with only one numbskull parakeet....and she never talked to anyone. The only time she spoke was when someone would knock on the door and she would say..'Who is it"? That's all the parakeet could say,too.

SSSSSSSO.....she had an appointment with a plumber at 3:00. She had to go shopping and figured to be back by 2:30.

Well.....she wasn't. She got to yaking with the GardenSnake whom she bumped into at the Black Magic section of the store.He yaked away at what a great teacher he was and that he had received Ultimate Bunson Burner Training ....and then Dannie ran into them both and yaked away about how thimply MAAAAAAAAHV-LUS!!! her and Fat Tony's life together had been ( RETCH!!). So she was one hour late.

While she was yaking away the plumber came promptly at 3 and knocked on her door. A voice from inside said..."Who is it?" The plumber, not knowing he was speaking with a nimrod birdie, replied---"It's the plummah."

The birdie said----"Who is it?"

The plumber said----"It's the plummah."

This went on for 20 minutes and reached the stage of :

"Who is it?"

I SAID IT'S THE #@$!!@ PLUMMAH!!!!!!"

You can imagine how bad it got.

When the lady returned ...she saw a dead body at her door.

Duely shocked....she shreiked----"Oh my God!!..WHO IS IT?"

From inside her apartment a voice shredded the air with:

I SAID...FOR THE LAST TIME....IT'S THE $$!!@#^^~~<<"~~~^^%!$!#!! IN' PLUMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"