Derby Picks With Style

[fantini33]

The field is all set,
And soon they will run,
For some it is business,
For others it's fun.

All winter long,
It was Bigs, Hooves, and Byk,
Tiggerv, Bogey,
Winners they'd pick.

Now it is my shot,
To re-turn the money,
Buy yourself something nice,
And something sweet for your honey.

This race is wide open,
Pace is a big factor,
Some are plain fast,
Some slow as the tractor.

The questions are many,
Like surface, distance, and trip,
No time to check,
Or a pallat to flip.

Derby one three four,
Will take minutes, just two,
The race boils down,
To just some, a mere few.

Toss out the Miner, Ekati,
And Anak Nakal,
Big Truck, 'Driano,
And big Cowboy Cal.

I will not be using,
Gayego, both Z's,
Big Brown, Bob BlackJack,
Eight Belles, Bykster please.

The break will be clean,
And out like a rocket,
Dutrows' and Lobos',
They'll empty your pocket.

He will run quicker,
Court Vision with shades,
I'm counting on quickness,
But also he fades.

Around the turn,
I picture a bunch,
Stalked by the 'Glory,
Call it a hunch.

Ground will be saved,
By little Mr. Cruz,
The Colonel far back,
For backers, bad news.

He's fully recovered,
A perfect trip he will sit,
His Smoothness will run on,
He's perfectly fit.

They straighten for home,
The real running commences,
The one that I like,
Down on the fences.

Some will be coming,
Too little, too late,
Like Monba, Visionaire,
For room they must wait.

The Corkster is rolling,
Straight for the wire,
Beating Smooth Air and one,
Who's ob-sessed with fire.

Last one to field,
First one to the roses,
Denis of Cork by lengths,
Not necks or by noses.

Smooth Air will run second,
With Recapture third,
What! No Big Brown,
Brown's the color of turd.

Big balloons will abound,
Pockets will stuff,
If you've read on this far,
You've read on just enough.

It's just my opinion,
I'll stick to my guns,
I'll bet with both hands,
And hope that Cork runs.

Thanks for your time,
And enjoy the big day,
May your picks be right on,
May all of them pay.


Playing Denis of Cork to win.
Denis of Cork, Smooth Air, Recapturetheglory, and Visionaire in various, yet to be determined exactas and trifectas, as well as using all four in pick threes and fours.

#16 Denis of Cork
#12 Smooth Air
#18 Recapturetheglory
#8 Visionaire

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Dominguez, keep tapping that ass,and see how much of that roadkill you can pass.

[johnny pinwheel]

its pretty funny too bad you like denis of cork

[SuffolkGirl]

Love your post - sound like Bill Litlefield from WBUR's Only A Game

And I like Denis of Cork, too

[fantini33]

Cork and 'Glory both outran their odds.......no tickets for me to cash Big Brown did run like a turd, a really, really quick turd

[ateamstupid]

Didn't see this until now, fantini, but awesome job. Put a smile on my face.

[philcski]

Hilarious post, definitely entertaining presentation!