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The Ballad of PVal, verse 27...
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Jockey Patrick Valenzuela, who has not ridden since December after he had his conditional jockey’s license in California revoked following an arrest for driving under the influence, has relocated to Louisiana Downs in Bossier City, La., and intends to begin riding there on May 31.....
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Alright!!
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How will Travis announce him???
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"Leestown Teabag with PVal aboard take to the rail with a tremendous snort and run off to win by 5"
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Patrick has been entertaining.
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He's got no chance for a come back. Someone who's been so tainted by the specter of drug abuse will never be successful in this business...never mind.
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Ticket Seller: All kind of balls... Bodyguard: One of his is crystal. |
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As talented as he may have been as a jock, his best decisions were in the legal counsel he's hired. Some of the maneuvering they've done to keep him afloat has been brilliant. The hair follicle defense was classic.
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Ticket Seller: All kind of balls... Bodyguard: One of his is crystal. |
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Still hope Patrick finds the help he needs before it's too late.
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Patrick V. is in fact riding today at Louisiana Downs. Our track handicapper for the afternoon is famous around these parts, he goes by the handle ntamm1215. He's working the simulcast signal for the weekend and has three pages of questions for P-Val in case he gets to interview him.
In truth, P-Val is wildly talented and will really give our local jocks a scare. He rides the hair of horses and that's what it takes often at Louisiana Downs. Enjoy the races!!! |
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"Jockey Patrick Valenzuela, who is based at Louisiana Downs, has not ridden since July 11 because he injured his knee in a pickup game of basketball, according to his agent, Jerry Reites. He will be out of action indefinitely, Reites said Sunday."
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I love PVal...
Hope he feels better. "You don't throw a whole life away just cause it's banged up a little..." |
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I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car At a fast food drive-thru I want a new drug One that won't make me shave my head One that won't make my mouth too dry Or make my fail a piss test |