Happy Birthday Number 3 !!!

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Even though you refuse to dart me...I still heap birthday praise upon you.

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!!!!



A ten pie pin up....no question:







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Look at that baby face.


kissykissykissykissy!!!!!

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Please.....I'm wearing shorts with no underwear today.

Darden just pm'd me and said for us to get to work!!!!

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

SPIT!!!

I feel bad for your chair.

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BrownSugar is my chair....but I'm giving her a break today and she is sitting on me.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Darden just pm'd me and said for us to get to work!!!!

I..............











...thud

I'm going back to bed.

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ror!!






Don't forget your Sighty-poo doll.

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We seem to be missing our 4th Predator friend.



Don't disappoint us,sir.

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I have written a birthday song especially for Thebby. It goes something like this:




Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear THEEEEEEE-BEEEEEEEEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ....................





( ((((BIG))) internet finish!)















......YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I think she expects presents.






How 'bout some dat WELSH SUGAH!!??































Oh boy.

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While BrownSugar sits on me....I'm making muscles at myself in my computer screen.....with a BIG internet smile!!

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This doesn't seem to be going over real well.



Someone help me out here.

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I am shocked that the occasion of the anniversary of the 'Birth of Thebby' has not inspired flowing prose of love and adoration...

































(And just because she would kick it to the curb, like so many of her fore Lorne form her admire hers, is NOT a valid reason to fore go to attempt such eloquence...)

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Birtheday candles:


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















Phooey.








































Wait a minute.







































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BETTAH!!













=:>

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Originally Posted by Kasept

I am shocked that the occasion of the anniversary of the 'Birth of Thebby' has not inspired flowing prose of love and adoration...

(And just because she would kick it to the curb, like so many of her fore Lorne form her admire hers, is NOT a valid reason to fore go to attempt such eloquence...)

That was beautiful.

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{Refrain}
Thebby with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Thebby with the blue dress on
Thebby the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Thebby with the blue dress on

/ G - - - / F - - - / C F C F / C F C - /

Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at Thebby now, here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything

/ C7 - C - / / / / F - - - / C - - - /

{Refrain}

Wearin' her perfume, Chanel No. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
They got to be nervous, they can't say Hi
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and I like 'em like that

{Refrain}

Good golly, Miss Thebby
You sure like to ball
Good golly, Miss Thebby
You sure like to ball
It's late in the evenin'
Don't you hear your mama call

/ C - - - / / F - - - / C - - - / G7 - F - / C - G - /

From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See Miss Thebby rockin' at the House of Blue Lights
Good golly, Miss Thebby
You sure like to ball
While you're rocking and you're rolling
Can't you hear your mama call

/ C - - - / C7 - - - / F - - - / C - - - / G7 - F - / C - - - /

{Repeat first verse}

{Refrain}

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Do you remember our song..Dahling?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvBT9...eature=related


Enjoy.







Kiss-Kiss.



Hug-Hug.