The tired dog.....

[azerica]

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was
well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.



An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?

[geeker2]

Did ya schtupp her?

[azerica]

Maybe after he had rested first...tee hee

[Mortimer]

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

[geeker2]

If it leads to sex...then I would rate it much higher...

Let's suppose we insert wolf where we see dog...does that help it?

[Mortimer]

But it didn't.



And it wouldn't.