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Old 08-10-2008, 05:17 PM
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Default isaac hayes, dead at 65
a family member found him lying on the floor next to a treadmll, unresponsive. no cause of death as yet.

singer, actor, and of course 'chef' on south park. guy had a hell of a voice.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:21 PM
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The treadmill is being held as "a machine of interest."
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:24 PM
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The treadmills name has been given out by police as Unresponsive.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:28 PM
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A police source said they suspect Unresponsive is giving them the run-a-round.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:34 PM
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Calls to the machines close friend,Dino Velvet, have not been returned.
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Unresponsive is requesting to call his Lawyer Ron.
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Apparently he's tied up with Judge Judy.
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Ask Bob may be brought into the case.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:32 PM
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Needless to say..this is no run of the mill investigation.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:34 PM
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Leaks from police headquarters are making many people there cry.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:35 PM
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One source said Unresponsive may have fingered a Mr. Stair Master.




Police are taking steps to find this machine.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:39 PM
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Morte...some of your best work yet
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:41 PM
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Thank you with honors.



I'm on to the case of The Missing Boo Bees.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:43 PM
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I am off the case of The Missing Boo Bees.
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:50 PM
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Who is the man who would risk his life for his brother man?



















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Old 08-10-2008, 07:06 PM
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I'm dead, chillens!
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Old 08-10-2008, 07:39 PM
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Upon reading Dannie's post here...Lt. Kinderman replied:


"Gee Dan...you mean those internet reports and radio/tv bulletins are all true?


I'm floored...really."
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:53 PM
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Default Rest in Peace, Duke of New York
Where would Snake Plissken be without the Duke to make that movie a cult classic?

Isaac was a cool dude.
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