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Old 09-27-2008, 10:55 PM
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I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:01 PM
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At the very least send this clam on the half shell to Naples and let BMH use him for fish boosting practice.
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Old 09-28-2008, 01:50 AM
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I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.
Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:06 AM
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duh..thed wuz rel gud demmy
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Old 09-28-2008, 01:13 PM
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I'd like Dimmy to stay;The Good Lord knows we all need more tether ball practice.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:01 PM
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Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again





Abundantly Amusing!!!!
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:05 PM
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Abundantly Amusing!!!!

ummmmmmmmmmm........












































yeah.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:27 PM
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That thread
is just like
it's just like
a mini





































mall
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:18 PM
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Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!
Morty?! Are you a "nibbler"?
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:23 PM
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Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again
You are gutsy.
I gotta give you that.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:13 PM
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On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.
Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.
I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:31 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:32 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:41 PM
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So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????
I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:41 PM
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And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.
You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:42 PM
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I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.
Your claim has been accepted.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:43 PM
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You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.
Lucky bas tard.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:49 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:06 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:06 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.
Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.
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