Breeder Cup: Jessica and Hank

Heels1989 · #1 10-14-2008, 11:36 AM

Link from equidaily:

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/...025/SPORTS0101

Most local fans will probably remember Jessica Pacheco, the comely paddock analyst at the 2006-07 Louisiana Downs meetings. In the past year, Pacheco has spent her time — first at the Fair Grounds and then at Arlington Park —touting horses in her own bewitching valley girl style.

Come Breeders' Cup Day, however, she will be alongside ESPN's Hank Greenberg, and the two of them will be delivering the lowdown on the biggest show in horse racing, race-by-race.

Poor Jessica. I am picturing Suzy/Broadway Joe Part II. "I wanna kiss you".

brianwspencer · #2 10-14-2008, 11:38 AM

Figured she'd end up there sooner or later....

Good for her.

Scav · #3 10-14-2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Heels1989

Link from equidaily:

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/...025/SPORTS0101

Most local fans will probably remember Jessica Pacheco, the comely paddock analyst at the 2006-07 Louisiana Downs meetings. In the past year, Pacheco has spent her time — first at the Fair Grounds and then at Arlington Park —touting horses in her own bewitching valley girl style.

Come Breeders' Cup Day, however, she will be alongside ESPN's Hank Greenberg, and the two of them will be delivering the lowdown on the biggest show in horse racing, race-by-race.

Poor Jessica. I am picturing Suzy/Broadway Joe Part II. "I wanna kiss you".

Brockguy will be walking akwardly the whole trip now

And for the record, she isn't ready for the BC. It was easy for her to pick Catalano and have no reasons, but this is a whole new ballgame

ateamstupid · #4 10-14-2008, 11:47 AM

Greenberg apparently back from the dead to try and crack 60 homers once and for all.

slotdirt · #5 10-14-2008, 11:58 AM

That '38 season was a travesty, what with pitchers avoiding him so he wouldn't hit 60 and tie the Babe.

#6 10-14-2008, 12:11 PM

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Brockguy will be walking akwardly the whole trip now

And for the record, she isn't ready for the BC. It was easy for her to pick Catalano and have no reasons, but this is a whole new ballgame

Oh don't be naive. She wasn't hired for her handicapping expertise.

Bobby Fischer · #7 10-14-2008, 12:11 PM

One of the best right handed hitters of them all and we won't notice his age as much next to Pacheco

freddymo · #8 10-14-2008, 12:49 PM

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Figured she'd end up there sooner or later....

Good for her.

Is she doable?

Scav · #9 10-14-2008, 12:51 PM

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Is she doable?

From the back yes, has a serious behind....

Scav · #10 10-14-2008, 12:51 PM

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Oh don't be naive. She wasn't hired for her handicapping expertise.

The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

miraja2 · #11 10-14-2008, 01:17 PM

Pacheco does an okay job, but I am shocked they didn't go with the "other" Jessica.

VOL JACK · #12 10-14-2008, 01:22 PM

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The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

What happened to the hot blonde that Dooley was suspended over?

Christina O on tvg is hot for a beaner.

And she actually knows the game rather well, unlike Jessica Prostuchio.

Scav · #13 10-14-2008, 01:41 PM

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What happened to the hot blonde that Dooley was suspended over?

Christina O on tvg is hot for a beaner.

And she actually knows the game rather well, unlike Jessica Prostuchio.

Dooley was never suspended over her, and she wouldn't know a horse if it kicked her. I can't think of her name right now but she has a great ass also. Junk in the trunk type.

Christina O is very hot. I have met her in person and while TV flatters her, I wouldn't be kicked her out of bed.

brianwspencer · #14 10-14-2008, 01:41 PM

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The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

Really depends on what you're after though....if you want someone better looking, then sure pick the Hawthorne girl. While you may not think Jessica is the sharpest handicapper out there, if you want someone to actually talk about horses, she's a much better choice.

Though they're going to have to rein her in in a serious way. She can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk incessantly without saying much, and just keep going on rambling.

I still like her plenty though, think she's pretty solid. Remember the time Orecchio and I liked the same longshot in the closer one day, and she picked the horse when he was still 25-1 on the board....he said he couldn't bet the horse after she ruined it....horse ran home at something like 12-1.

GPK · #15 10-14-2008, 01:42 PM

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Dooley was never suspended over her, and she wouldn't know a horse if it kicked her. I can't think of her name right now but she has a great ass also. Junk in the trunk type.

Christina O is very hot. I have met her in person and while TV flatters her, I wouldn't be kicked her out of bed.

Yes you would...

viscount26 · #16 10-14-2008, 01:54 PM

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Yes you would...

So would you

Scav · #17 10-14-2008, 02:05 PM

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Yes you would...

I said that wrong, I meant I wouldn't kick her out of bed.....How she ended up there though, I probably wouldn't remember

Scav · #18 10-14-2008, 02:08 PM

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Really depends on what you're after though....if you want someone better looking, then sure pick the Hawthorne girl. While you may not think Jessica is the sharpest handicapper out there, if you want someone to actually talk about horses, she's a much better choice.

Though they're going to have to rein her in in a serious way. She can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk incessantly without saying much, and just keep going on rambling.

I still like her plenty though, think she's pretty solid. Remember the time Orecchio and I liked the same longshot in the closer one day, and she picked the horse when he was still 25-1 on the board....he said he couldn't bet the horse after she ruined it....horse ran home at something like 12-1.

I don't want a girl to talk horses with, I just want her to want to go to the track and look hot with a hat on

Jessica does need to eat a little though....

ELA · #19 10-14-2008, 02:15 PM

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The chick that used to do Hawthorne was alot hotter then Jessica, she just hasn't caught on yet, I can't remember her name. Brian will know...Tall, dark blonde girl

You're not talking about the part-time girl are you? Short blond hair?

Eric

Scav · #20 10-14-2008, 02:17 PM

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You're not talking about the part-time girl are you? Short blond hair?

Eric

No, she was like 5'10, she went to Harper College when I was there, I remember trying to hit on her and getting denied because she was chummy with a football player (Ever junior college dudes get the tail)(note, this was when I was developing my skills)....She has a following on Barn to Wire, I will check tonight and get a name. Greek girl I think

There is a blonde at Arlington this summer that was like the events girl, she was mid height, junk in the trunk, always wanted to get hammered after work, can't think of her friggin name.