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Old 10-24-2008, 05:00 PM
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Ok so I had a few questions that didn't seem to merit their own thread but I wanted to ask them. If anybody else has some random things to bring up feel free to lump them in here.

1. Where is everybody? I mean they panned the stands and either everyone was piling money on Stardom Bound or it was a little bare bones for a BC day. I get attendance ain't what it used to be in general but geez

2. I still don't know the name of the woman at the desk with Hank and Kenny. Kenny at least said "don't forget the girl" when they left her off, of course he then failed to note that she was actually a grown woman and had a name. Anybody know?

3. Did anyone else find the commercial where a woman accidentally vacuum-sealed her husband's nipple incredibly disturbing?
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:06 PM
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It's a work day.....what do you expect?
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:13 PM
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Ok so I had a few questions that didn't seem to merit their own thread but I wanted to ask them. If anybody else has some random things to bring up feel free to lump them in here.

1. Where is everybody? I mean they panned the stands and either everyone was piling money on Stardom Bound or it was a little bare bones for a BC day. I get attendance ain't what it used to be in general but geez

2. I still don't know the name of the woman at the desk with Hank and Kenny. Kenny at least said "don't forget the girl" when they left her off, of course he then failed to note that she was actually a grown woman and had a name. Anybody know?

3. Did anyone else find the commercial where a woman accidentally vacuum-sealed her husband's nipple incredibly disturbing?
1) working

2) she's like the guy on star trek you don't recognize that beams down to the surface with kirk, spock, and bones. she's hank's dinner.

3) no. i found myself strangely turned on.
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:29 PM
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1) working

2) she's like the guy on star trek you don't recognize that beams down to the surface with kirk, spock, and bones. she's hank's dinner.

3) no. i found myself strangely turned on.
Thanks for the laugh
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:33 PM
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Ok so I had a few questions that didn't seem to merit their own thread but I wanted to ask them. If anybody else has some random things to bring up feel free to lump them in here.

1. Where is everybody? I mean they panned the stands and either everyone was piling money on Stardom Bound or it was a little bare bones for a BC day. I get attendance ain't what it used to be in general but geez

2. I still don't know the name of the woman at the desk with Hank and Kenny. Kenny at least said "don't forget the girl" when they left her off, of course he then failed to note that she was actually a grown woman and had a name. Anybody know?

3. Did anyone else find the commercial where a woman accidentally vacuum-sealed her husband's nipple incredibly disturbing?
Jessica Pacheco.
She's the paddock analyst at Arlington.
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:46 PM
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and hank seems to have as much use for her as dutrow has for women trainers.
he agreed with the horse she spoke about, but only referenced kennys comments about the horse! lol what a guy...
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:48 PM
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Jessica Pacheco.
She's the paddock analyst at Arlington.
Jessica was nice to Dee Tee when we were there for KnS
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:56 PM
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and hank seems to have as much use for her as dutrow has for women trainers.
he agreed with the horse she spoke about, but only referenced kennys comments about the horse! lol what a guy...
yeah cause hank knows if she goes over good he may be on the way out.
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:57 PM
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Jessica Pacheco.
She's the paddock analyst at Arlington.
Ah thanks. I think they need to explain she's not just Hank's sober-buddy. If they did it in the beginning, couldn't hurt to periodically put her name on the chyron or a reminder.

As a (hopefully not professional, this's been going on far too long) student I forget my schedule's a little weird and not everyone's got the same times free. I don't live anywhere near a racetrack being in a non-betting state so whenever racing's on tv, everything comes to a screeching halt as my family knows. Once when I was a kid we had to travel somewhere on Belmont day and I dragged my dad into a Sears to watch the race on a tv in their electronics section. When I was a cashier I planned my days off around my birthday and the Triple Crown. I can say if the chance to see Zenyatta in my backyard came up, it would literally take wild horses to keep me away but I suppose some of y'all have seen her and some of these horses already, you've been to Santa Anita before. Myself, I'm a bit like a desert getting droplets of water when I get to see a horse race. It brings a new level to the term "absorbed."
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:58 PM
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yeah cause hank knows if she goes over good he may be on the way out.
suits me. and i'd imagine would suit plenty of others. i don't get why they feel they need him, randy moss has always seemed able to pick winners...while hank only tends to get it wrong.
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:58 PM
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yeah cause hank knows if she goes over good he may be on the way out.
Jessica can pick as many winners as Hank
but...
who can't
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Old 10-24-2008, 06:22 PM
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Jessica can pick as many winners as Hank
but...
who can't
Why don't they cut out the middle man and ask the piggy bank Hank uses? You'll get the same results.
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