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12-08-2008, 10:08 PM
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Hey "Doc", we are FINISHED!!
You haven't been working hard enough on trying to improve our relationship, you waste too much time on lame crap, and worst of all you have NO IDEA how to please a woman.
I know you might think its a bit cruel of me to send you on an hour drive for a christmas tree to a place that doesn't even exist. After which you will drive home to find all of your precious belongings thrown to the curve. And after that you will log on to your favorite website and read this! LOL. What can I say? LOL I need to be honest with you for a change , I have been with other men. I wasn't actually a virgin when we got married like I said. Not even close. You know how, out of the blue, I took up a sudden interest in hunting this year? LOL. Did you really think I would get anything out of putting on an orange suit like a yahoo hick and hiking through the woods in search of a deer to kill? Ah, no ! LOL! I have news for you buster. The whole time I was "at the gun range shooting my muzzleloader" I was really in a hotel room banging the living hell out of this ...  and each day of hunting season I told you I tried hard all day but "got nothing" - truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched by this .... And you know what Doc, if you actually HAD ANY CLUE how to please a woman ... OUR children would not have to spend the rest of their childhood being raised by a young man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are.  PS: When I made you go outside and rake the leaves last Saturday during your precious wittle pick six at Hollywood Park - the whole time I was on the phone with you know who ... finger bangin' away. LOL! Goodbye Jason. or should I say cuckold ..oops I mean "Doc" 
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12-08-2008, 10:16 PM
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I think I've stumbled into "Peyton's Place".
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12-08-2008, 10:17 PM
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You rang???
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12-08-2008, 10:19 PM
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WOW taking this down in 4-3-2-1.......
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12-08-2008, 10:22 PM
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No mods on board... it stays for now...
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson
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12-08-2008, 10:23 PM
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Don't think she means you. Isn't there a Dr. Watson that posts on here?
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12-08-2008, 10:25 PM
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Do you think we should call Morty?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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12-08-2008, 10:28 PM
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Dear Linda...
Your husband is hot! http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...360#post358360 Nice to see you in the smart threads Dr. Swine, Dr. Watson, Linda et al, etc and on and on... 
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12-08-2008, 10:36 PM
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So I'm on the road this week, got killed at the Mountain, log on to kill some time and this is what I come across...simply stunning.
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"Boston fans hate the Yankees, we hate the Canadiens and we hate the Lakers. It's in our DNA. It just is." - Bill Simmons
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12-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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Come on Mrs. Watson.
I am asking you this question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWam...eature=channel
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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12-08-2008, 10:38 PM
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Im leaving...
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12-08-2008, 10:40 PM
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This is better than my soap General Hospital
Wow!
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12-08-2008, 11:32 PM
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12-08-2008, 11:39 PM
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I'd like to hear Doc's side of the story before I cast my judgement...
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12-08-2008, 11:45 PM
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Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)
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12-08-2008, 11:46 PM
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12-08-2008, 11:52 PM
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12-09-2008, 12:00 AM
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I've had no complaints....but this guys technique is worthy of consideration
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