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jackass mexico
as entertainment is at a minimum here..ive started my own jackass south of the border..the local workers are crazed for pesos...day 1 episode was breaking a 5/8 plywood piece roughly 2.5 inches thick with his head..it took three painfull attemps but he got it done..winner 50 pesos.. about
5.5 american.. day two was the pepper challenge.. they had too eat two whole pablano pepers without water..for 10 min..stop watch was used..no winners just tears and writhing on ground ..no style points..30 peso effort prize. .in keeping with the 4th of july its going to be sitting on a 5 gal bucket m-80 s under..no mexicans were harmed intentionally during this show...stay tuned for updates.. |
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Ive been thinking about approaching Nick Jr. about a kids Jackass.
My 2yo can puke on demand. |
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How about a "William Tell" episode or call it "Guillermo Tellez" the only hard part will be finding the Juan who can balance a pepper on his head.
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson |