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Old 07-03-2009, 10:02 AM
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as entertainment is at a minimum here..ive started my own jackass south of the border..the local workers are crazed for pesos...day 1 episode was breaking a 5/8 plywood piece roughly 2.5 inches thick with his head..it took three painfull attemps but he got it done..winner 50 pesos.. about
5.5 american.. day two was the pepper challenge.. they had too eat two whole pablano pepers without water..for 10 min..stop watch was used..no winners just tears and writhing on ground ..no style points..30 peso effort
prize. .in keeping with the 4th of july its going to be sitting on a 5 gal bucket m-80 s under..no mexicans were harmed intentionally during this show...stay tuned for updates..
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:24 AM
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as entertainment is at a minimum here..ive started my own jackass south of the border..the local workers are crazed for pesos...day 1 episode was breaking a 5/8 plywood piece roughly 2.5 inches thick with his head..it took three painfull attemps but he got it done..winner 50 pesos.. about
5.5 american.. day two was the pepper challenge.. they had too eat two whole pablano pepers without water..for 10 min..stop watch was used..no winners just tears and writhing on ground ..no style points..30 peso effort
prize. .in keeping with the 4th of july its going to be sitting on a 5 gal bucket m-80 s under..no mexicans were harmed intentionally during this show...stay tuned for updates..
I can hardly wait for the Saratoga version!
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Old 07-06-2009, 12:38 PM
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Ive been thinking about approaching Nick Jr. about a kids Jackass.
My 2yo can puke on demand.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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How about a "William Tell" episode or call it "Guillermo Tellez" the only hard part will be finding the Juan who can balance a pepper on his head.
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