best customer reviews for any amazon product.

[hi_im_god]

i love random crap like this.

you must read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-...owViewpoints=1

[hi_im_god]

"When I got home that evening, the package from Amazon was on my doorstep. No, not ON my doorstep -- it was hovering, glowing, positively quivering with awesomeness. I ripped the box open with my teeth, pulled the shirt over my head... and emerged into another world, a better world, a world of predator and prey, of sight and scent and blood. And I, the demon guardian of the night, leapt over the neighbor's fence: the time had come to feed. The yappy Shih Tzu, a minor annoyance before, now seemed a luscious little appetizer. Mmmm, crunchy! The yellow lab at the end of the road was no match for my insatiable hunger. I contemplated the house with 27 cats... no time. I reached the highway and rose up with a mighty howl; at the sight of my Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee the cars scattered, flocks of birds rose screaming into the night, the high wires throbbed, the blood-red moon sang of conquest and of death."

i just ordered mine in xxxmedium.

[DerbyCat]

I just bought one of these for my 42 year old, fat, bald and gray haired single brother, I'm pretty sure I'll finally be an aunt in about nine months thanks to this sweet shirt - thanks hi_im_god!!!!

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

"When I got home that evening, the package from Amazon was on my doorstep. .

Oh now finally I understand you! Good luck with the girls!!!!!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

Oh now finally I understand you! Good luck with the girls!!!!!

i won't need luck once my xxxmedium arrives. i won't need toothpaste, deodorant, showers, or razor blades either.

Good find.

This one is pretty money as well..

http://www.amazon.com/T-shirt-Cotton...ref=pd_sbs_a_5

[Arletta]

I thought the first review was funny as well


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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[rpncaine]

This stuff is priceless!!!! Walmart should use it in their marketin' campins...