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Old 09-08-2009, 03:04 PM
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and could only take 5 things with you, what would it be?
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:07 PM
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and could only take 5 things with you, what would it be?
oh god..here we go
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:12 PM
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oh god..here we go
Ah-hem. You didn't answer the question.
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:40 PM
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and could only take 5 things with you, what would it be?
you
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:48 PM
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That would be a hostage situation.
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Old 09-08-2009, 03:51 PM
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That would be a hostage situation.

Liar...you would come willingly and you know it
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:04 PM
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you would come willingly
Isn't 'sparingly' more accurate?
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:11 PM
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Isn't 'sparingly' more accurate?
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:17 PM
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damn....
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Old 09-08-2009, 07:42 PM
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Damn guy takes a couple days off and he's gotta come in here and throw the c*ck block on me.

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Old 09-08-2009, 11:44 PM
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:34 AM
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1) a machete with a plastic handle in a hardened plastic case.
2) a multi-tool, again in a plastic case.
3) a five-gallon bucket, the kind where the handle is achored through a lip so that if the handle comes off, there is no hole in the reservoir area.
4) a magnifying glass, but made from plastic, not glass.
5) prescription glasses, again made from hard plastic, not glass.

Yes, for some reason, I have thought about this question before.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:29 AM
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:07 AM
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1. Matthew McConaughey
2. birth control
3. toothbrush and toothpaste
4. disposable contacts
5. horse
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:34 AM
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1. Whores
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:24 AM
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1) a beautiful and sane and smart woman (not sure if it exists but this is fantasy land here)
2) alcohol
3) chronic
4) advil & gatorade (i know.. thats two things)
5) pizza
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:34 AM
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1. A nine hole course reminescent to Augusta's back 9
2. Golf clubs Taylormade RS
3. Heineken (unlimited)
4. Internet (use your imagination)
5. Sushi (unlimited)
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:50 PM
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1. A nine hole course reminescent to Augusta's back 9
2. Golf clubs Taylormade RS
3. Heineken (unlimited)
4. Internet (use your imagination)
5. Sushi (unlimited)

you could probably make your own sushi and use your 5th spot for something else.
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:03 PM
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you could probably make your own sushi and use your 5th spot for something else.
Believe it or not, I have never even gone fishing before. You know I'm one of those starbucks drinking, sling purse carrying, damn city boys...
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:06 PM
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Believe it or not, I have never even gone fishing before. You know I'm one of those starbucks drinking, sling purse carrying, damn city boys...
You carry a man purse?
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